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November 8th, 2019

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/r/casualiama

6 years ago

I am Jozef Heidburg, a guy who asked out literally every single girl at my 15,000 person high school and got rejected by every single one. AMA!

I'll try to answer a couple questions everytime I take a short break from crying

November 8th, 2019

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Comments:

rob_van_dang

6 years ago

How long did it take for word to get out that you were doing this?

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iam_not_the_OP

6 years ago

About a week.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Month and 3 days

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Winmillion

6 years ago

Did you ever think that gravity could crush godzilla due to its weigh?

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iam_not_the_OP

6 years ago

I don't think it's possible. He has significant muscle mass to prevent this.

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Winmillion

6 years ago

Muscle mass or not its bones would crumple from the pressure exerted upon them

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iam_not_the_OP

6 years ago

They said the same things about dinosaurs, explain that.

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Winmillion

6 years ago

Godzilla I'm sure is a bit bigger

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

No

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LORDOFTHEFATCHICKS

6 years ago

Did you start with the pretty girls or the fat chicks?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Lol what do u think

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MicroPixel

6 years ago

Hard to say. Different strokes for different folks man.

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DaphneDK42

6 years ago

Change name. Your name sounds like the dude who put his daughter in a dungeon in Austria. The girlies just don't want to end up in your dungeon is all. You should call yourself Chad, and start over on again.

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jprovenzi

6 years ago

How old are you?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

15

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Did it make you immune to rejection?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

No

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wipe66

6 years ago

My high school was huge. Where the heck is a 15k high school?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Northern Illinois

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wipe66

6 years ago

Why would you ask every single girl out?

You can't possibly like every girl.

How about getting to know them first and letting your personality shine and then ask a girl out.

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