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November 13th, 2019

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/r/relationship_advice

6 years ago

My roommate (19M) and I (19M) have a very conflictive matrurbatory schedule.

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November 13th, 2019

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Do it together.

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ACERVIDAE

6 years ago

Talk each other through it.

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notsuperoriginal

6 years ago

I CAN ONLY MASTERBATE AT 5PM.

ridiculous

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Taywhitt

6 years ago

Do it together or help each other

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arabus1234

6 years ago

This has to be a troll post, and if not, lmao!

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javilar1715

6 years ago

Back to back so you don't have to lock eyes, but can still share stories and thoughts.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Just jack it at a different time. Problem solved.

If you're so devoted to your jackin-it schedule you can't deviate from the time, that's a problem you should work to fix, which will conveniently fix this 'problem' too.

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its_popo

6 years ago

Lmao Dutch Rudder?

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Daddy2Thicc

6 years ago

Wow

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SquareTheM

6 years ago

Jack off in your car

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BusyBeeBusyBee

6 years ago

Can you change your schedule by, like, 30 minutes? Does it absolutely need to be at that time?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Yes. 5pm (give or take 3 minutes) is my peak "hard" time so to speak

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BusyBeeBusyBee

6 years ago

I know routine is important but that just takes the biscuit.

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Palindromer101

6 years ago

I can't stop laughing at this. I'm so sorry.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Help each other out at the same time.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Are you ok?

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Palindromer101

6 years ago

Dude, just change your schedule. Wank in the shower or something. Lol. This is hilarious.

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