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November 15th, 2019

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/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld

6 years ago

George is accidentally castrated during a prostate exam. Kramer decides to get a vasectomy to sympathize. Elaine starts to find George extremely attractive.

November 15th, 2019

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MicDrop2017

6 years ago

This is going to a very dark place.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

GEORGE: This is unbelievable!

JERRY: You still on about losing your balls? That was almost a week ago.

KRAMER, bursting in: George! Guess where I came from.

GEORGE: Kramer, if this is another "you don't have the balls joke," save it. I've heard it all from Elaine.

KRAMER: What? No, buddy! I did something, so we can be the same. I got a vasectomy!

JERRY: You what?!

KRAMER: I got a vasectomy! Y'know, SNIP SNAP!

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[deleted]

6 years ago

George begins dating a woman decides he isn't really attracted to and realizes he can't stand the thought of sex with her. He remembers Kramer's botched vasectomy and uses an already scheduled prostate exam to get himself out of the relationship by telling the girl hes been rendered impotent by the procedure.

G: I knew it wouldn't be good to let someone go rooting around up there!

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