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December 5th, 2019

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/r/funny

6 years ago

Came home to this little trouble-maker who ate 4 used condoms from my daughters room. Guess you can say he's a thirsty boy haha!

December 5th, 2019

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Comments:

Wilfordbrimleysrage

6 years ago

Get the dog to the doctor and the daughter to the vet!

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rba22

6 years ago

So...is the dog ok? That’s a lot to swallow

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Wilfordbrimleysrage

6 years ago

Literally....

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Carguy74

6 years ago

I don't think the dog is your problem here.

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plnhooman

6 years ago

TMI

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Might want to head for the vet

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splitpeace

6 years ago

And how do u know this?

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[deleted]

6 years ago

What the hell did I just read?

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Woah

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Oh boy...

I have so many questions but I'm not sure I want to know.

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potofgold78

6 years ago

Yeah yeah. BULLSHIT

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ameba41

6 years ago

The WHAT?

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Paleo-phile

6 years ago

Man hate to say it but your daughter soulds like a hoe

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dozerman23

6 years ago

She's got to pay the rent somehow

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caravaggio89

6 years ago

Did you take it to the vet?

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LaLongueCarabine

6 years ago

This reads like it should be on /b/

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bigbutiyogi

6 years ago

Charlie spits and swallows

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[deleted]

6 years ago

A lot to unpack here.

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YouSayBabyToo

6 years ago

Nope. Nope. Nooooope. Keep that bag packed. Throw it in the fire.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Including the dog!

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Trying to get him to throw up rn :) I am literally typing this in one hand whilst the other hand is gloved up with two fingers in his throat

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Dabbles_in_doodles

6 years ago

Take him to a vet, god damn. That shit is going to get wrapped around his intestines.

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rfa18mca

6 years ago

I have several questions.

Not sure you should answer them...

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AppleSeedEnigma

6 years ago

Ignorance is bliss. Especially in this case.

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KesInTheCity

6 years ago

Username oddly checks out.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Happy cake day!

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Facough12

6 years ago

Its your cum isn't it...?

vinny-cool

6 years ago

Username fits the lack of shame all around. Lololol. Monitor the dogs eating and drinking. If he’s not eating or drinking get his nasty ass to a vet right away.

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hkipke

6 years ago

Monitor the dog? How about monitoring the daughter and her 4 used condoms?! Wtf is going on in that house? Lol

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vinny-cool

6 years ago

Oh yeah I’m not about to get into somebody else’s life. But nonetheless at least the girl is being safe about it. Lolol

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hkipke

6 years ago

Point 👆🏼

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

UPDATE: Charlie (the dog) has thrown up the rubbers. God, that smell... I'll make sure to tell Charlee (my daughter) to tie them next time. Next stop: the vet.

And to all those asking about my father-daughter relations, she and Charley (her boyfriend) are very open about their sex life and I encourage this! Ever since my wife left to a better place, I have been trying to get the household to be more open with their feelings.

Hound_master

6 years ago

The dog, daughter, and boyfriend are all named charley?

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-PoopMouth-

6 years ago

The Charlie’s gave it away, but you had me going there for a minute 😂

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