December 9th, 2019
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I am Rich Dreyfus, the understudy of ScuddyMaxx the legend himself. Ask me anything while I wait for a five-some that is happening in my bed in an hour.
Hi, yes I work for THAT Scuddy Maxx.
December 9th, 2019
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JWWBurger
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LuciusDickusMaximus
No
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SchlomoHarambe64
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furg32
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Don't worry you'll have your first kiss soon
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furg32
About what I’d expect as a response from probably the biggest douchebag I’ve ever encountered on reddit, and that’s reaaaallly saying something chief.
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Big talk from someone hiding behind a screen. You in the tristate area? We can settle this with fists if you'd like
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furg32
I’d love to amigo, unfortunately from looking at your profile I’m confused on who you are:
Are you Yorwic Slawowickowsczowski- the first Pollack to survive Mt. Main?
Are you Io Torkskin- who specializes in helping adults cry?
Are David Luxembourg- who while at Harvard had the letter ‘Y’ be declassified as a vowel?
Are you Josef Heidburg- who asked out 1500 girls who all said no?
Are you Leo Shultz- who has an IQ of 80 and goes to Princeton?
Are you Rich Dreyfus- who understudy’s for a rapper no ones heard of?
Are you Elfia Yira- the Yale dropout who started the now bankrupt Higher Up inc.?
Are you Ralph Hedgeburg- who has had sex with a man and woman from all 50 states?
Are you Peter Banker- the 22 y/o who has 43 exes?
Are you Hunter Solodam- the man who broke the Catholic Church according to his town priest?
Or are you the pathetic virgin, according to your mother.
I’m going to guess the latter, and for anyone reading this, yes all 11 of those ridiculous claims have come from Mr. Dickus Maximus here.
Go to bed you pathetic creep
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Maybe if you had actually looked at my post history you would know that this is a Pakistani joint university account used by dozens of different users.
Do your homework and stop making a fool of yourself, you fucking basement dwelling wanker.
JWWBurger
If you wanted to make it believable, you should have pretended to be one of the other dozen users. Let me know if the fisticuffs is going to happen. If so, please stream.
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furg32
Ohhhh let me forget all of the Pakistani Leo’s, Ralph’s, Elfia’s, David’s, Richards, Peters and Hunters I’ve heard of, not to mention their laughably fake claims. Nice try moron, you clearly have some issues, and observing your desperate cry for help has been equally sad and delicious. As stated before, pathetic.
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LuciusDickusMaximus
I have serious body issues so thanks for being a dick and triggering me. Currently purging
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staplerjell-o
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JWWBurger
I think he means Tucker Max, you know, from the 2000s internet.
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Umm the most famous rapper/producer of 2019