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December 11th, 2019

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/r/AmItheAsshole

6 years ago

WIBTA if I smashed a whiffle ball bat into my roommate's testicles if he wakes me up at 10am again

So I like to sleep in every day till 12pm. When i moved in with my roommate, my one rule was no alarms before 12pm. For the first two months it went great and then he started taking morning classes at the local colleges. Without saying a thing he started setting alarms for 10am. Yesterday I said "what the fuck bro" and he said "tough luck bud." How can he be that curt about this situation??? Would I be the asshole if I woke up at 6am tomorrow and hit him in the nuts repeatedly with a whiffle ball bat as hard as I can tomorrow?

December 11th, 2019

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EnterTheBugbear

6 years ago

Are you a whole-ass idiot?

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6 years ago

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420GrazeitRabbit

6 years ago

YTA - class is more important than accommodating your sleep. However there are ways to fix this situation on his part. For example, he could get a pair of wireless headphones that are comfortable to sleep with and wake up through the headphones.

Also hitting him in the nuts for doing that is not really an appropriate response. I’d just make noise early af to see if he picks up on the annoyingness but that’s just what I would do.

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6 years ago

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So I like to sleep in every day till 12pm. When i moved in with my roommate, my one rule was no alarms before 12pm. For the first two months it went great and then he started taking morning classes at the local colleges. Without saying a thing he started setting alarms for 10am. Yesterday I said "what the fuck bro" and he said "tough luck bud." How can he be that curt about this situation??? Would I be the asshole if I woke up at 6am tomorrow and hit him in the nuts repeatedly with a whiffle ball bat as hard as I can tomorrow?

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dlanglois93

6 years ago

YTA - Go to bed at a decent time and you can wake up before noon.

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PugRexia

6 years ago

We wish you a merry shitmas you shitposter.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Hang on.. this breaks the no violence rule, YTA

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[deleted]

6 years ago

YTA. Grow the fuck up, sleeping in until noon is childish unless you have a weird work schedule that requires it.

You’re also a shitposter but still.

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MrLittleFoot

6 years ago

Well, this absolutely has to be a shit post because you are literally talking about assaulting your roommate in the most vulnerable part of their body. Obviously YTA.

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aqtseacow

6 years ago

Bro, life goes on. Not everyone can sleep in until 12pm, looks like your roommate has things to do and places to be. YTA

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liamo6w

6 years ago

NTA. You’re good man go for it.

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BusyLight32

6 years ago

YWBTA

10:00AM is a reasonable time to start making noise. Life has begun for responsible people hours ago.

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CakeisaDie

6 years ago

YTA

Get earplugs.

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6 years ago

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6 years ago

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