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January 15th, 2020

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/r/casualiama

6 years ago

I am Hecto Hungerman. Last night, my town priest confided in me that he thinks i may be the second coming of Jesus Christ. Ama

January 15th, 2020

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Comments:

derpderp3200

6 years ago

How does it feel to have someone trying to recruit you into their cult?

How likely do you think it is?

Do you think Jesus Christ deserved the fame he got in his day?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Not a cult lol.

Don't know how likely it is but I wouldn't rule it out. We will see.

Yes

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derpderp3200

6 years ago

Convincing someone they're a divine figure and using them as a mascot is a classical cult tactic. If you believe it, you're naive and you're being preyed on.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Lol ok the salt is real sorry I'm more likely to be divine than you

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derpderp3200

6 years ago

Please just be very careful of him trying to involve you in any sorts of gatherings and so on.

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PotatoWizard01

6 years ago

I never thought of it that way... It kind of makes sense, considering the same thing happened in the past (I recall a few bits and pieces of such happenimg in ancient china)

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SchlomoHarambe64

6 years ago

Were you born on a desert while your mom was chased by a dragon?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

No

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Where were you born?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Texas

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meboi666

6 years ago

Ah yes jesus of course but I guess your also 80 other people so it makes sense

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yeet-me-out

6 years ago

Do you feel like the second coming of Christ?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

I always had a feeling I was special

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userse31

6 years ago

If i where you, id prepare for the onslaught of middle school atheists

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PotatoWizard01

6 years ago

Opinion on snakes?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

They're alright I guess

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