January 25th, 2020
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/r/Jokes
A judge asks a murderer if he has any last words before he spends life in prison
The murder sighs, sneezes, and says "I didn't do it." The judge acquits him on the spot. What happened?
January 25th, 2020
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Comments:
bootstrapbettie
It was Pinocchio.
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[deleted]
I give up
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gold2lead
His nose is plugged, and whoever smelt it dealt it? Idk.
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nunezqun000
Reply to me when someone get the answer
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beannie_babbiiee
Those were his last words.
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