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March 12th, 2020

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/r/casualiama

6 years ago

My name is Tony Spegazzo. I just found a pile of letters in my attic indicating that I am the bastard son of Howie Mandel. Ama

March 12th, 2020

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Comments:

RandomPeepsle12

6 years ago

You aren't, teenager MIT math major who still does zoom classes, according to you.

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poor_guj

6 years ago

Now what's ur real name man,I saw u hating Mandel,loving Mandel wondering why people hate Mandel and being named adaaaaaaaaaams

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Are you going to confront him with this information?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

I sent a strongly worded email, but no response yet

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KeeAnnu_Reads

6 years ago

You should tweet him instead. That’s probably a general email that his handlers read.

What do you hope to get out this with him knowing you’re his child?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Ok. Will do. Thanks.

I just want him to know I know and that make sure he acknowledges that he did me and my mom wrong.

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DryResolution6

6 years ago

What are your thoughts on him?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Any fucker that leaves a child behind should burn in hell. I always thought he was artificial and unfunny as fuck, but now the mere thought of his bald head makes me sick

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asoiahats

6 years ago

What do the letters say? Are you a germaphobe?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Most are just short notes about hush money from Howie to my mom. Child support and stuff like that. Another one, from much earlier, was what I assumed was him responding to the news of her being pregnant. He suggested an abortion, that no-haired fucker.

No I'm not a germaphobe but i don't like worms.

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UniversesWanderer

6 years ago

Threaten him with the corona virus and he’ol have a stroke. Can’t imagine what he’s doing in the wake of people panic buying all cleaners, hand sanitizers, and disinfectants.

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