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March 12th, 2020

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/r/Showerthoughts

6 years ago

If you feed your kid only candy, you are seen as a fun parent, but if you teach them to read, you are seen as boring.

March 12th, 2020

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Comments:

blughst

6 years ago

By your kid, not society. Society as a whole would likely have a reverse opinion, not to mention the entire health care profession.

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maroonmonday

6 years ago

I feel like there are some parental rights issues going on right now.

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Dchash

6 years ago

Some of those kids grow up thinking that if you don’t give them candy and tell them to read a book, your a fascist.

But promise candy rather than books and you are then next coming of Jesus.

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Motivator30

6 years ago

Does your child scare easily? Cool.

Pull up some pictures of severe tooth decay, abscesses, deep cavities, swelling and amputation from diabetes.

Melt some candy in the microwave, let them watch it, then cool the melted congealed sugar monstrosity and ask them do they want to eat it.

Shall I keep going?

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