April Fools Pranks that result in injury ARE funny and should be encouraged

We've become such pussies as a society.

Harm-creating pranks used to be ubiquitous. I remember when I was 7 my brother spent the entire night buttering up the stairs in our house and in the morning I slipped and broke my arm and fractured my foot. But I had no hard feelings because it was APRIL FOOLS DAY. That's what the day is for.

Everything seemed to suddenly change around 2012 or 2013. I pranked my girlfriend by pushing her into a lake from atop a tree. She got mad and broke up with me (after a local man-- that I EMPLOYED-- rescued her from drowning) on the spot. Wtf?!?!

Now I can't even entertain the idea of tricking my roomate into taking a ton viagra and laxatives without getting evil stares. It's funny people!!!