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April 8th, 2020

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/r/tifu

6 years ago

TIFU by sharing my screen in my Zoom class while bitching about the professor on FB, and then watching porn, all while my screen was bluetooth mirroring to living room TV

So, I'm one of the students that are taking uni classes remotely via Zoom. If you're not familiar, on Zoom, there is a function to "share your screen," which shows everyone in the call your screen.

In my economics seminar, I had a presentation this morning about TFP's effect on Nominal GDP in Pre-Capitalist Holland. The details of this presentation are not important are not important, just that I gave the presentation on Google Slides by sharing my screen.

So I give my presentation, which I thought was pretty damn good given the fucking global pandemic. But after my presentation, my professor doesn't even say thank you, she says "ummm.. ok. I don't agree with any of your conclusions. Can anyway tell [my name] why he's wrong?" I'm so angry at this, I don't even listen to my suck-up classmates criticize my presentation. I just go to Facebook and send a message to my mate "you won't believe what my bitch professor just said about my presentation."

Suddenly, the class gets silent, and I hear a gasp. Suddenly, I realize I was still sharing my screen. I immediately slam my computer closed. I screamed and turned red and had to distract myself or I would die of shame, so I reopened my computer and went to PornHub and started watching a video, when I heard another gasp. Turns out I was still on the Zoom call and STILL sharing.

I don't even close my computer, I just quit Zoom and run downstairs to get away. That's when I see my sister desperately trying to turn off the TV, but I catch out of the corner of my eye my computer screen, which apparently had been mirroring to the living room TV the whole time.

I'm in the basement rn and still trying to process everything that happened.

TL;DR Bitched about my prof after a presentation while sharing my screen on Zoom, then watched porn while STILL sharing, and finding out my sis was watching it all downstairs on the TV because I was mirroring to it

April 8th, 2020

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Comments:

[deleted]

6 years ago

This very much did not happen, also stop watching porn during lectures people wtf

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[deleted]

6 years ago

You get an F for eFFort

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skootamatta

6 years ago

Good thing going out in public and seeing others isn’t a thing anymore. You just get to be embarrassed at home, safe and secure.

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K3v1n1990

6 years ago

Christ. I can’t even fathom the embarrassment :0

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chrisbe2e9

6 years ago

AHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA!

I can't...

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elion73

6 years ago

Wow everything went wrong there

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bernhardttt

6 years ago

I thought you were a math major?

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GenjuMain69

6 years ago

I get that reference

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Math majors aren't allowed to take economics?

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bernhardttt

6 years ago

Sorry, just not sure what to believe since you're simultaneously a 20M and 19F, among other things

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[deleted]

6 years ago

He's non-binary-identity

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