LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

April 11th, 2020

/r/The10thDentist

6 years ago

I strongly believe human eyeballs taste like eggs.

I mean look at them they are like slime eggs with some color in the middle. If they don't taste like eggs, wtf is wrong with biology.

Btw if you can prove me wrong wtf is wrong w you

April 11th, 2020

Comments:

HfUfH

6 years ago

wut

[deleted]

6 years ago

They dont, because Ive eaten non human eyes, that answers your post, which is not an unpopular opinion or an opinion at all.

Shorzey

6 years ago

Yeah...fbi? This guy...this guy right here...

mochcat

6 years ago

Have you guys eaten Balut before? Because I think the hard part of it is what the texture of the eye feels like when eaten.

[deleted]

6 years ago

Ahahaha, I like this one!

Hunt4Yoshi

6 years ago

Thanks i hate it Make me suffer

CuntfaceMcgoober

6 years ago

I refuse to believe you unless you personally give me human eyeballs so that I may taste them

[deleted]

6 years ago

[deleted]

6 years ago

I mean, isn't the pupil a hole?

Flashy_Lie5128

3 years ago

As someone who has eaten human eyeballs before, they do certainly taste like plain/bland egg whites, but the center of them have a very subtle crunch!

Scrotum__Tickler

6 years ago

It definitely makes sense and I believe you, but the fact you were thinking about what it's like to eat human eyeballs scares me.

[deleted]

6 years ago

Very true, u/Scrotum__Tickler

ZiggoCiP

6 years ago

Uhm, I'm pretty sure I can't allow this post.

For one: Cannibalism is illegal (I damn hope?) - so... it's not legal to prove this.

And secondly - wtf OP.

On second thought, I'll leave this up.

Honestly, I'm pretty sure most eyeballs taste the same - lord knows I cannot confirm this.

So... if there's anyone who's ever tried eye before - something I thought I'd probably never ask - do let us know if it does indeed taste like eggs.

[deleted]

6 years ago

Cannibalism is legal actually.

Its still illegal to hack up a body or kill someone or attack them. But if somebody hacked off their own arm (or in this case eyeball) and offered it to you, you could legally accept.

I mean uh or so I've heard ( o_o)