Public urination should not be a crime

Why are we so against relieving ourselves in alleys or on street corners? Everyone pees, it's not explicit and it is natural.

Last month, back when school was still in session, my boy jiv (who was tripping on fives at the time) was suspended for peeing in the chemistry chemical wash shower. He really had to go and the nearest bathroom was a minute away..what the fuck is wrong with that? What's next, sneezing is illegal unless done in a private sneezing room?

If your only argument is "blah we need a cleaner society" have you ever asked yourself why?? Or why urine is "unclean"? Smelly feet are so much more uncleanly than urine, yet Lauren never gets in trouble for taking off her shoes in English class. The stench is ATROCIOUS.

Also: pissing in public bathrooms is somehow not public urination??

Bathrooms should be the ideal pissing spot, but if you can't find one, pissing and letting a stray dog drink it is actually helping society