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May 10th, 2020

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/r/The10thDentist

6 years ago

Phrases such as "LMAO" and "ASL" should be allowed in professional emails

Professional emails are so fucking stressful. We have to choose every single word, punctuation mark, and paragraph space so carefully. A common woe is "I already used an exclamation mark in this sentence, I can't use it again."

It is my belief that a lot of personality is lost in this process. Professionalism should not come at the cost of getting to know what someone is like.

It is so hard to convey humor in an email. Text slang and acronyms should be allowed.

Additionally, for speed, which is often a huge factor, acronyms such as ASL should be used in the context of asking where a potential employee is, how old they are, and what sex they are.

I think this would make the hiring process a lot easier, as employers would have a better sense of how potential employees really are, and give emailing a faster pace.

May 10th, 2020

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Comments:

BimBamBopBun

6 years ago

The whole point of professionalism is to remove personality from the equation to ensure everyone can work together regardless. Especially as a lot of people are dicks.

Nowhere is going to risk suped up office politics so that people they dont cafe vaout can be lazier writing emails.

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Hans-Hammertime

6 years ago

From my limited experience, busy people, like professors or company ceo’s, don’t bother with making a perfect email. They don’t have the time to pour over every single word

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anon476433

6 years ago

How do you fit american sign language into an email?

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tehlemmings

6 years ago

A coworker of mine sent an email that included a video of him signing the message as a joke for April fool's day.

It was apparently funny, but only six people in the office got it.

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Armigine

6 years ago

Conveying humor is pretty much at odds with professionalism - not that it can never be in place in a job, I joke with coworkers tons, including in text based communications at work. But if you're writing an email to someone about an issue you want to have resolved, or any situation you think might later be read about by someone else, you don't need to be funny. You don't need to get your personality across. Act like your written communications which could potentially be read by someone else (as part of an email chain, or an investigation, or whatever) are definitely going to be read by someone else.

So.. you can use slang. But in some settings, it's not appropriate, and you should be able to tell what settings those are.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

I don’t think office emails should be as strict as they are now but I feel that including some acronyms would make them far too casual

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[deleted]

6 years ago

I initially downvoted because I agreed until I got to the ASL part, which I definitely disagree with. An employer shouldn’t be asking about age and sex, they should be asking about years of experience and certifications

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TheBestBoot

6 years ago

Maybe I’m just stupid but what does asl stand for? I thought you were talking about sign language until I read the rest of it and I was confused haha

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Skorokhodov

6 years ago

Age/sex/location

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kavorkajerry

6 years ago

A/S/L

Age, Sex, Location

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Ah yea that one comes up all the time in professional emails

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jakeypooh94

6 years ago

Can you use it in a sentence? I’ve never seen ASL before and now I’m just trying to figure out how I’m supposed to use that in a conversation

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kavorkajerry

6 years ago

ASL was always its own standalone sentence. It was something used in early 2000s chatrooms. I haven't heard someone ask it since my Habbo Hotel/World Industries chat room days circa 2004ish. It's not something I would so bluntly ask in a professional setting.

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Herr_Braun

6 years ago

' A common woe is "I already used an exclamation mark in this sentence, I can't use it again." '
In my humble opinion, an exclamation mark should not be used for anything less severe than something being on fire.

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MoonChaser22

6 years ago

And if something is indeed on fire, why are you using text based communication?

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PlopKitties

6 years ago

https://youtu.be/xqQ6Z-HmAqY

At :54

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SuperPotatoPancakes

6 years ago

Agreed!

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comyuse

6 years ago

Professionalism is overrated trash that no one should be subjected to, but that doesn't mean we should infiantilize official communication

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willky7

6 years ago

It entirely depends on the workspace. Not to mention it opens up for massive discrimination as gender nor age should factor into anything. If it's a sales job maybe but a job that doesn't require socialising shouldn't alienate half of the worlds population.

Speaking of, anyone without english as a first language would be totally lost and that's unfair to them.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Racist

LindaFrmPortia

6 years ago

Why do you need to know the age and sex of an employee? Why would that even matter? I mean, isnt the interview where employers get to know the personality of the applicant? Isnt that part of the reason you conduct in person interviews?

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TheMiner150104

6 years ago

Do you know what a professional email is for? It’s literally to remove all personality from an email. It’s meant to be professional.

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Sovtek95

6 years ago

Even if your company says it is ok, they will promote the person who writes like an adult.

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