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/r/The10thDentist

6 years ago

I reuse mouthwash.

I only buy one small bottle of mouthwash every year. When I'm done rinsing my mouth, I spit it back into the bottle and use it again the next day. I don't get why people find this disgusting since the mouthwash chemicals literally kill all the bad stuff in your mouth, so once you spit it out it's good as new.

I told my dentist I did this and he looked at me really weird and said "well, I can't say your reasoning is flawed but most people would find that disgusting."

So.....? Why do people keep wasting money on mouthwash. I only get a new bottle because the bottle gets crusty, but honestly one bottle of mouthwash should last you your entire life.

July 8th, 2020

1,389

Comments:

sheepthechicken

6 years ago

I’m pretty sure your dentist is the 10th dentist.

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Tamasukiide

6 years ago

🏅

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BobMcGeoff2

6 years ago

All your saliva and little gunky shit is accumulating in the bottle. That's disgusting.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

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[deleted]

6 years ago

You really should rinse more properly before taking a swig of anything.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

They don't have any germs on them

voidCalamity

6 years ago

There is more bacteria in your mouth than in your ass

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[deleted]

6 years ago

They're killed by the mouthwash

[deleted]

6 years ago

Heres a quick ELI5:

Saliva is slimy. Saliva is kinda thick. Bacteria grows in saliva. The chemicals in the mouthwash have a very difficult time dissolving saliva (if they even could at all, I'm not sure).

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[deleted]

6 years ago

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[deleted]

6 years ago

My brother is a dentist. He says that mouthwash is incredibly important for dental hygiene. He recommends if people are spooked by chemicals then just use hydrogen peroxide instead of mouthwash, but he insists that theres no harm to mouthwash if used responsibly.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

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[deleted]

6 years ago

I'm sorry, I'm not seeing the connection.

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BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

6 years ago

My dentist told me to only use toothpaste once a day, but to still brush my teeth with water and use mouthwash both times. Not sure if I have weird teeth or that’s a recommendation for everyone, but mouthwash is definitely good

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TruXai

6 years ago

He's still accumulating saliva daily for years. I understand why to a certain extent but reusing the same mouthwash for years ?...

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thinjester

6 years ago

The bad bacteria is killed (we hope) but the saliva and other mouth particles remain. I would imagine after a few uses the alcohol is basically gone.

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Chersith

6 years ago

Why do I keep wasting money on mouthwash? Because just reading this made me nauseous. Holy shit.

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skibagpumpgod

6 years ago

get a new dentist wtf

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Every time you wash your mouth you are going to swish up food debris. So basically you are slowly turning your mouthwash bottle into a bottle of all your food debris over time.

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creatureslim

6 years ago

The bits

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Exactly.

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drugdealersdream

6 years ago

gross. i might do this with an empty bottle for my housemate who keeps using my prescribed mouthwash like it’s theirs - gargle my spit you chlorhexidine thieving bandit

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lachrymose_lucio

6 years ago

I mean I don’t really see how this is extremely bad but mouthwash it used A) to refresh true mouth and B) the small alcohol content is there to wash out any extra Debris or bacteria. So I think reusing it may just be adding unneeded bacteria back into the bottle. Which in a way doesn’t make sense since if you put it in the bottle there is more alcohol but that whole 99% bacteria is killed by alcohol so the potential of having another bacterium in the bottle is scary and could get you potentially sick. This is just on guessing I’m not a scientist or in the medical field

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Imiriath

6 years ago

Your dentist lied

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Nocturn0w1

6 years ago

Just take your puny little upvote and don't speak of this ever again!

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Starmix_23

6 years ago

That is fucking vile. Have an upvote.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Finally some good fucking unpopular opinions.

Also you're gross and I hope no one ever kisses you.

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Ttex45

6 years ago

Why/ how does the bottle gets crusty?

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Are you the guy from Extreme Cheapskates

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the_Whetherman

6 years ago

I only fill the bath tub once a year. When I’m done cleaning myself I rinse off in the tub and then use it again the next day. I don’t get why people think this is disgusting since the soap will stick to all the bad stuff and keep it off me. Sometimes I’ll even pour some mothwash in there so the alcohol will kill the germs.

That’s what you sounds like. Take my disgusted upvote.

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youre-welcome-sir

6 years ago

Wouldn’t saliva build up over time though and infect the mouthwash?

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[deleted]

6 years ago

I think you spitting back into the bottle causes the actual chemical to lose its potency. So you’re just washing your mouth with shittier mouthwash every time you do that, despite it being disgusting or not

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[deleted]

6 years ago

thats... not how this works. the chemicals that kill bacteria and other things get destroyed when they react with the bacteria and viruses to do the thing. It very quickly becomes ineffective.

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Magic_AJH

6 years ago

I’m calling the fucking cops

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Capatown

6 years ago

....smart

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Oh dear

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snatchedmyweave

6 years ago

Disgusting, upvoted

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Well then

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beanbagflake

6 years ago

Gotta seriously disagree with you here, though relatively safe to do, assuming you're the only one using it, the mere thought of you swishing an increasingly goopy and lumpy bottle of watered down mouthwash is making me want to vomit.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Can I send you an extra bottle so you stop doing this?

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[deleted]

6 years ago

We need proof. This is nauseating.

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gertgertgertgertgert

6 years ago

A bottle of mouth wash lasts like a year and costs a few dollars. This is not where I would choose to pinch pennies.

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billybobjoe102

6 years ago

At that point your better off not using mouth wash

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mistysfrosted

6 years ago

Get your shit together.

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Shorzey

6 years ago

I want to throw up imagining your family all doing this with 1 bottle

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lomna17

6 years ago

https://youtu.be/FrhRNAxyB2s

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[deleted]

6 years ago

High five, don't put it theree

It has already been there oncee

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ectish

6 years ago

I reuse my little disposable floss sticks until they break. Usually get several days use out of each one. Obviously I clean them each time by rinsing them off with an entire brand new bottle of mouth wash.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Seriously? I break like 3-4 per floss, cramped ass teeth

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Ew

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Idk how to feel about this, so instead of upvoting or downvoting, I'm simply going to leave this alone

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zimzamzum

6 years ago

Oh my god you win. This is the most disgusting thing I’ve read on this sub. Ughhhhh

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GameWinner31

6 years ago

That’s absolute disgusting. Take my upvote and wash your mouth with it.

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bruhm0m3ntum

6 years ago

The upvote count on this is 666 and I don't think this is a coincidence.

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Crease53

6 years ago

Hu, Hur..hurrrlll

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MasterTook234

6 years ago

Pretty sure you are slowly diluting the mouthwash with your spit

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brimstone_path

6 years ago

You don't get food poisoning from the bugs, you get food poisoning from the toxin shit they leave behind. That's why you can't leave a burrito out and expect it to be safe when you microwave it.

The point is, yummy toxin juice goes in your mouth every day. For the sake of me having to think about this, just save your money buying mouthwash in bulk and spit in the sink. Take your upvote and reuse it like floss or something.

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Dukie6

6 years ago

Yeah...but...you shouldn't...

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hella_cious

6 years ago

I don’t think this man has ever been to dental school

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AdamantArmadillo

6 years ago

It's like $3 a bottle. I'm fine wasting my money

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Reminds me of a guy who used to rinse his floss...

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wastingworktime

6 years ago

Buddy. Bacteria grows in that stuff. Dip your toothbrush in a shot of mouthwash and comeback in a few days..

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dudeimconfused

6 years ago

Ship of theseus.

If you swallow a bit of mouth wash everytime you rinse your mouth and a bit of your salive accumulates in the container, at some point, it's gonna 100% saliva (or mouth wash flavored saliva) . Question is, will it still be the same mouthwash by then?

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UtgaardLoki

6 years ago

I would pay the $0.05 for a fresh dose of mouthwash.

Also, you defeated the purpose of mouthwash - to make you less disgusting.

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Ihavefallen

6 years ago

I am pretty sure the mouthwash is only affective up to a point. Like people don't reuse bleach or dish soap water. It's not a bar of soap. I feel bad for who ever you kiss with that mouth.

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hopelesscousinlover

6 years ago

I honestly don't believe some of the posts in this sub, just feels like people hunting for easy karma. But what do I know, ban me if you want mods

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bugaboo84

6 years ago

Someone’s been watching extreme cheapskates

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[deleted]

6 years ago

The problem with that is it doesn’t kill all bacteria. Mouthwash isn’t as strong as you think. Which is why mouthwash is meant to be used AFTER you brush, so that it kills some remaining bacteria and debris.

Not only that but you mix in things like saliva, water and more germs, so germs keep accumulating inside the bottle. And it gets worse and worse.

The germs that survive that( which may not seem like a lot but some will inevitably will) are being thrown back and forth. Meaning you aren’t cleaning your mouth at all.

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allthekings

6 years ago

You earned this upvote....you absolute psychopath.

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AngryRaven2020

6 years ago

The fuck is this shit

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kanoo16

6 years ago

This isn't even an opinion, it's flawed logic that fundamentally violates the conservation of energy principle, the first law of thermodynamics.

Chemical reactions use up one or more resources to produce one or more resulting resources, like mixing ingredients in baking. Once you make a loaf of bread, I guarantee you you have less flour. A fire won't keep burning the same log.

Some of the mouthwash is surely chemical reactions in your mouth, and others are intended to kill bacteria but can still be used up. Eventually, what you're working with is dyed spit and useless solutes.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

I am going to have nightmares about this shit. This is what true evil is. Damn.

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ElonMuskIsMyWaifu

6 years ago

This post made me feel some type of way

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CaffeinatedSquidward

6 years ago

I guess that's true, to a certain extent..? Although I don't think it would last for a year and retain the same properties. I mean, it's gotta mix with your saliva and some tiny bits of whatever that won't ever disintegrate into nothing, right? And that builds up slowly over time?

I'm not a scientist but like

bruh

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ktqtpie

6 years ago

I think if maybe you reuse it while on vacation or something, for a week or so maybe it wouldn’t be so bad... but to reuse it for a year? I don’t think so. Introducing mouthwash to a bacteria filled environment and then spitting it back may work the first couple of times but I highly doubt it will be as potent afterwards because like others have stated, saliva, bacteria, plaque, etc. coming out of your mouth will just... essentially destroy the effectiveness.

To reiterate

bruhhhh

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Analbox

6 years ago

Joey: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?

Chandler:: Because soap is soap. It's self-cleaning.

Joey: All right, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.

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DarkAvenger2012

6 years ago

It was joey and rachel :)

Analbox

6 years ago

Wrong.

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DarkAvenger2012

6 years ago

My life is a lie

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SilentJoe1986

6 years ago

It was like 20 years ago. You get a pass on not remembering it correctly

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williamsnotes

6 years ago

Like if it is exactly the same there's no reason to use it

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TheFreebooter

6 years ago

The bits

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xphyria

6 years ago

please stop saying it it makes it even more disgusting

EDIT: monsters, the lot of you

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TheFreebooter

6 years ago

The bits

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creatureslim

6 years ago

The bits

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eatehbaby

6 years ago

The bits

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Bits.

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onceuponamimi

6 years ago

The chunks

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Woah!

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TheSophisticatedBaby

6 years ago

The bits

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myao9

6 years ago

I don't know how to feel about this

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ThePelicanThatCould

6 years ago

Let me take a crack at it: ahem

bruhhh

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whiskersox

6 years ago

r/NoahGetTheBoat

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begon11

6 years ago

You should pour it in a bigger bottle, because it seems to increase over time.

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xfactorx99

6 years ago

I think money can be made here. Not just infinite mouth wash...infinitely increasing amounts of mouthwash 🤯

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Grobfoot

6 years ago

Bruh mouthwash is like $4

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UsernameStarvation

6 years ago

Bruh, like 2.50 for me

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Treblosity

6 years ago

bout tree fiddy

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[deleted]

6 years ago

[deleted]

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Grobfoot

6 years ago

😭😭😭

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[deleted]

6 years ago

But the corporations...consumerism....

[deleted]

6 years ago

[deleted]

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SkyKiwi

6 years ago

It would have cost you nothing to not say that

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[deleted]

6 years ago

I’m jealous of the people who haven’t read this before

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ThorAesir

6 years ago

And get to experience reading it for the first time :D

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creatureslim

6 years ago

The bits

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[deleted]

6 years ago

[deleted]

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[deleted]

6 years ago

[deleted]

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EnderbroSonny

6 years ago

Please yes, I want to see his mouthwash bootle filled with little pieces of popcorn stuck in his teeth and pulled pork

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Treblosity

6 years ago

one time on r/wallstreetbets i think somebody bet that theyd drink their piss if a stock did something and the stock did it and the mad lad actually posted a video of him peeing into a cup and drinking it for proof. there are madlads

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cbraun1523

6 years ago

Those are the heroes we need. But not the ones as deserve.

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Kamilny

6 years ago

You're still getting your saliva in there. You're right that it's clean but like...

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Ihavefallen

6 years ago

It's not clean though.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

God forbid I get saliva in my mouth

Kamilny

6 years ago

Itd be like saying you don't kind getting anything you blow out of your nose put back in.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

That's different. The booger would block my nose and be all gross.

shortandfighting

6 years ago

The tiny food particles and stuff going back into your mouth wouldn't be gross? Over time, surely the bottle would get gunky?

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[deleted]

6 years ago

You spit it out anyway

shortandfighting

6 years ago

Right, you spit it out, you don't put it back into your mouth.

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UsernameStarvation

6 years ago

Put shit back in your ass, inject tears into your ducts, the list goes on

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[deleted]

6 years ago

The saliva over time will be enough to make the mouthwash inefficient eventually, so you end up putting bacterial mint flavoured water in your mouth. That's gross and will probably be bad for your health in the long run. Your poor teeth. Oof.

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TruXai

6 years ago

Saliva that's been accumulating in that mouthwash for who knows how much

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Spectrip

6 years ago

Oh right. it's totally fine then. You know, every night I spit into a bottle and drink it all once it gets full. It's all just saliva, so what.

Oh wait. no I don't because i'm not a fucking animal

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indetermin8

6 years ago

I could see this being reasonable in unusual circumstances and in the short term, like if you're camping or don't have much running water.

But this is the exactly like cleaning yourself with dirty water even though you used soap. Some dirt is gonna get left on, because you used dirty water.

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Ihavefallen

6 years ago

It's like using the same mop bucket for a year and never change the water/bleach.

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creatureslim

6 years ago

Ewwww bathes.

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Amarakeet97

6 years ago

This sounds like something from 'Extreme Cheapskates'

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RottenPoet

6 years ago

I'm like 90% sure there was a person like that on that show.

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Amarakeet97

6 years ago

Looked it up, there actually was a person who did that to save money on the show.

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SpicyDad94

6 years ago

This is vile specifically because when you continue to increase the amount of mouth/food/saliva particles in the mixture, you are going to end up cultivating resistant bacteria especially as the mouth wash is diluted. It seems to me the same logic that someone who reuses bath water might use. "Oh, it's not the water that cleans me, it's the scrubbing, and I'm doing that anyway whether the water is fresh or not"

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Shkkzikxkaj

6 years ago

I was going to respond to your post with a smartass comment about how bacterial resistance to alcohol isn’t possible. Alcohol’s antibacterial mechanism has more in common with a flamethrower than a drug like an antibiotic. But then I googled it and found out alcohol-resistant bacteria is now a thing:

https://www.aaas.org/news/hospital-superbug-becoming-resistant-alcohol-disinfectants

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SpicyDad94

6 years ago

Also, many mouthwashes no longer use alcohol. It's becoming less and less common.

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SpicyDad94

6 years ago

As an aside, I thank you for forgoing the smartass comment and using google, king.

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auto-xkcd37

6 years ago

smart ass-comment


Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by xkcd#37

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I_cant_reset_my_name

6 years ago

I don’t get why it’s disgusting. It’s YOUR saliva, as long as nobody else uses it

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Onion-Green

6 years ago

Yes many people frequently use my saliva

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I_cant_reset_my_name

6 years ago

People never use my saliva :(

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I_cant_reset_my_name

6 years ago

Wow, you must have a lot of sex!

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Ihavefallen

6 years ago

Because mouthwash doesn't magically keep killing everything it comes in contact with. The alcohol react and combines to make other molecules. This would be like using the same mob bucket for a year.

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I_cant_reset_my_name

6 years ago

But I like my mob bucket...

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