August 31st, 2020
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/r/WTF
Was fingering a girl I met at the bar last night and woke up to this on my hand
August 31st, 2020
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Comments:
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*grill
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BigDill1994
You better go to a doctor lol
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WeedIronMoneyNTheUSA
Nice burn, fisty.
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[deleted]
Did she cum?
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CovidChanel
acid vagina
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suppplicated
Nice burn
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Dr_Zander46
You sure it wasnt the oil trap
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ElDoodl
r/ihavesex
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Ezra4no1
Weird place on your hand to have that happen.. Were you drunk when you were "fingering a girl" from the bar? Maybe you were fingering a toaster, wall outet socket, or some f*cked-up dude instead.
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michaelsoetoro
Was it your mother?
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horse243647
I have no idea what that is, but it is disgusting.
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Azurelth
Damn this why you don’t finger the oil master 5000
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Debeefed
Is that her body?
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neatoburrito
I also give pleasure vaginas with my wrist.
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YourOverlords
that looks like a burn blister
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HorchataLee
Ohhh, that's a thumb im looking at
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Waschbar-krahe
Did the girl happen to be a candle or something, because that's a burn blister.
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velesi
You must like menstruating xenomorph girls
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Scottsman2237
I’ll double down.
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LuciusDickusMaximus
I'll finish the "Name the Incel" category, Alex.
velesi
Got a mirror?
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tripswitch911
No you didn't ... That's a burn
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LuciusDickusMaximus
I did not burn myself. Her pus juices were very acidic. I saved some secretly in my Viagra bottle last night and my buddy down at the station is testing it rn. He said by the taste of it's pH was lower than 3.
tripswitch911
You've never seen a vagina have you ?
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Waschbar-krahe
Your mom didn't let you take sex ed, did she?
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