September 7th, 2020
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Environmentalist keeps shitting in my mailbox because my husband is an oil executive.
Sounds ridiculous but is unfortunately true.
4 days ago, I opened my mailbox, (I live in Florida) expecting a letter from my sister-in-law, but instead I found feces. I was distraught. Then, some hippie drove by in his Prius and screamed "Stop fracking assholes!" We cleaned out the mailbox and called the cops, who later informed us that "there was nothing they could do."
Ever since, this hippie has been shitting in my mailbox. I don't know how he does it (i stayed up all night last night trying to catch him in the act to no avail), but that's not the point. This shit (no pun intended) is absurd.
Legally speaking, how do I get this guy to face the law?
September 7th, 2020
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