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September 21st, 2020

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

6 years ago

I just ruined a man's marriage and life for a 5$ starbucks giftcard and I feel awful

For context I (27F) work at a Target in a mall. I usually take my breaks at the food court and chill with whoever is working with me.

This particular day I was eating with my coworker, let's call her Emma. Me and her are close and we like to shoot the shit. When she grabbed her food and came back to our table she said "look what I just found in my wallet!" and showed me a five dollar gift card to starbucks. Emma hates starbucks and said she was gonna throw it out, so I asked her if I could have it.

Instead, being a jokester as she is, she said "what do I get out of it?" I asked her what she wanted, and she pondered for a second, then pointed to a lady and said: "that's my old math teacher's wife. He was so bad" And then she took a napkin and started writing something then gave it to me. She told me to give it to her and not to read it or the deal was off. I considered for a moment then did it and walked back to my seat. I saw the woman read it and start crying.

"What the fuck did that say??" I asked. Emma snickered and told me it was a note saying that I was an ex-student of her husband and when I graduated he had an affair with me and another student. I told her it was fucked up, then forgot about it.

This morning, like a week or so later, I was watching the news and saw that this man get fired and divorced for "illicit conduct with former students." My stomach felt like a rock.

And then, I went to Starbucks to get my coffee. The gift card was declined because it only had 30 cents left on it.

September 21st, 2020

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Comments:

TheFrogWife

6 years ago

You need to go tell the truth. That’s really fucked up.

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Smear_Leader

6 years ago

This sounds insanely fictional. Either way, OP is a lame moron. And maybe has a truly sociopathic friend

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SithKain

6 years ago

That's fucked up. Guy lost his job, probably his wife. If this is real, you and your friend are real pieces of shit.

You need to make this right.

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KDWWW

6 years ago

If this is true, I hope you make it right. You don’t want this on your conscious forever, right? You could be saving a family from breaking up.

The idea of someone doing this with my family makes me sick. Please right this wrong.

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anon736364646

6 years ago

Make things right. You owe him.

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uwu_my_uwus

6 years ago

If you could please link a news article, it's ok if you don't want to do it for privacy reasons but this sounds kinda fake. Get rid of that friend and tell the wife and cops.

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CreamPieBuffet

6 years ago

r/thathappened

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gaberina

6 years ago

Yeahhh I went in wanting to believe it but Idk

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

It did happen. I'm not the type of person to karma farm. I really didn't know who to tell this to

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gaberina

6 years ago

Well, if it’s true, you should be actually telling someone it would matter to. Maybe the superintendent, the cops, his wife, idc. But sitting by and watching this happen makes you a horrendous human being. As the story goes, it wouldn’t be your fault that it happened, but it’s absolutely your fault if you do nothing about it. And your friend is a sociopathic bitch. So come clean about this shit. Idc who you have to tell.

All that if this is true, of course.

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GruntledEx

6 years ago

If it is true, you better own up to it quick, because you and her both face legal liabilities for defamation and slander.

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TheGoldenMinion

6 years ago

They would not have fired him without any evidence of this happening, and yeah this is total bullshit

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FalconTurbo

6 years ago

You literally are.

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pallas_athenaa

6 years ago

You can tell just by the way it's written that it's made up.

And if it's true then there should be a link to the news story.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Holy shit.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Happy cake day!

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[deleted]

6 years ago

I literally had no idea

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pallas_athenaa

6 years ago

People don't get fired from their jobs for baseless accusations with zero proof. The legal ramifications alone are horrendous. This is 100% bullshit.

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gaberina

6 years ago

I don’t think this is, in any way, true. But I mean, it’s not out of the realm of possibility that someone could get fired for accusations. Especially in an at-will state. In my state, my boss could fire me cause she just doesn’t like me, no real reason needed.

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pallas_athenaa

6 years ago

I live in an at-will state as well and that wasn't my concern legally; the press release stating that he's been molesting little girls is the concerning part, legally, based on hearsay.

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gaberina

6 years ago

Oh for sure, I was just referencing that you said he couldn’t lose his job just on accusations.

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pallas_athenaa

6 years ago

Yeah probably could have phrased that better lol

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