LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

September 21st, 2020

/r/TooAfraidToAsk

6 years ago

Is it normal to spend hours plotting how to inconvenience someone who's done you wrong?

My roommate has been pissing me off recently. He never washes the dishes and he always makes so much noise when he bangs broads in our living room.

Two nights ago, I started plotting revenge. Nothing harmful, just making his life super inconvenient. What I think I'm gonna do is this:

He has a job interview tomorrow at 8am. First, I'll sneak into his room and disable his alarm for 6am and set a new one for 7:50am. Then, I'll cut holes in the crotches of all his dress pants, so when he's scrambling to get dressed, he won't notice he had his crotch exposed. Finally, I'm gonna make him a new resume and switch it out for his. It'll be practically the same as his cuz i don't wanna screw up his job interview, but it will be printed on 6 notecards taped together.

September 21st, 2020

Comments:

FuuckinGOOSE

6 years ago

Your roommate mildly inconveniences you, so youre going to completely ruin his chances of getting a job that he (presumably) wants?
That's not making his life inconvenient. That is absolutely harmful and extremely toxic.

[deleted]

6 years ago

Have you tried having an adult conversation with him about your concerns? No, this isn't normal behavior- we all get why these things would upset you but he hasn't "done you wrong." What you're suggesting as retaliation is not cool at all.

kimsoverit2

6 years ago

No, that is not normal. Go chill yourself out. Being the saboteur of his life plans is truly wicked, and over dishes?? NO. Stop being a little bitch and either write a letter to him that you don't send, to get the vitriol out of your system, or write a letter/TALK to him about these frustrations you have, but only AFTER his upcoming interview. Grow the fuck up! This is very toxic behavior. Do better. If you proceed down this path, you will not only NOT have a roommate to share expenses anymore, he could sue you for the damage to his clothing/person... "and you'll probably get punched in the face."

[deleted]

6 years ago

You’re being childish and immature and look worst in my opinion. Be an adult and confront him about the issues that are bothering you and work out a compromise like any reasonable, rational human being would do.

JustSomeGuy422

6 years ago

You refer to ladies as "broads". And your ideas on revenge are way disproportionate to the "wrongs" you are trying to right.

Perhaps you should take a good look at yourself and how you can be a better person first rather than plotting how to bring someone else down.

[deleted]

6 years ago

Probably but you are the one that's getting screwed. Just think of the life you could have.

The_Ledge5648

6 years ago

Karma is a bitch

[deleted]

6 years ago

That's literally evil. Don't do that. Are you a sociopath? You're jeopardizing his chance at getting a job. Plus he's gonna know it's you and you'll probably get punched in the face.

LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Thank you so much. As soon as I wrote this out and posted it, I started to cry and think "what have I come to?" This comment helped me snap back into reality. I just talked to him and we're cool.

[deleted]

6 years ago

I've seen your post history and you clearly post lies for attention. Please fucking get help. If anyone is doubting my comment, check out their page for yourself.