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September 28th, 2020

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6 years ago

How do I make cologne extremely itchy?

My boyfriend got this cologne from his parents for his birthday and it smells TERRIBLE. I've tried to hint at it by being like "wow that is a really strong cologne haha" or "don't you want to wear a different cologne, yknow, switch it up?" He did not take the hint.

I would tell him straight up but he loves it and his parents paid a fortune for it, so I've decided to take a different approach: making him think he's allergic. What house items can I use to make the cologne really itchy without changing the color or harming his skin?

September 28th, 2020

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Comments:

TboneXXIV

6 years ago

Be honest.

"I do not like that cologne. I really do not like it. It stinks badly to me. Please wear it at times when I am not around. If I smell it, I will take that as a cue to go away."

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lazylittlelady

6 years ago

Just be honest. Tell him to wear it when he visits his parents without you and to leave it off when you’re together.

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Herodotus_thegreat

6 years ago

This is psychotic behavior.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Ha. I’m pretty sure itching powder from online prank site would be your best bet.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Thank you. If I had gold I'd give it to you

arkutek-em

6 years ago

He's a man, tell him it stinks. We don't do the clue thing well.

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rainen2016

6 years ago

Tell him you don't like it. If my girl did something like what you're trying to do, and I found out. I'd leave her, this is batshit

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Ummm i wasn't asking about you and your "girl" (nice misogyny). I was asking about my bf. He will not leave me. And also I asked for an itch powder howto, not relationship counseling from a sexist 😘

rainen2016

6 years ago

Yeah, I was right. You're Batshit. How tf is talking ab the girl I'm in a relationship with misogynistic? And how do you know he won't leave you? Couldn't be your personality missandrist

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chrisbrady2018

6 years ago

2 days ago you posted that you are a 19yo male, with a girlfriend. So either your girlfriend signed in to your account to post this...or...

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Yep, we share an account. I changed the password and will delete once someone answers the FUCKING question

chrisbrady2018

6 years ago

And with that, I’m done. Hope he reads these and realizes that he needs to run.

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__DeezNuts__

6 years ago

Oh, there is more.

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__DeezNuts__

6 years ago

Copied from another post by OP:

Are you not a 27 year old female?

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/iwphg3/i_just_ruined_a_mans_marriage_and_life_for_a_5/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Or are you Leoruy Chinsovik?

https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/ivy624/im_leoruy_chinsovik_i_just_woke_up_from_a_5_year/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Or Shyva Koulstocker?

https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/isvnib/i_am_shyva_koulstocker_and_i_wouldve_been/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Whoever you are you should probably report her as you are only 15...

https://www.reddit.com/r/insaneparents/comments/iqizmu/im_15_years_old_and_not_old_enough_to_work_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Or maybe you are the terrible person because you are married to an Environmentalist...

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/inyz9l/environmentalist_keeps_shitting_in_my_mailbox/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

You have an amazing imagination, why don't you focus your talents on something productive instead of lying for internet points. Good luck with whatever you do, whoever you are!

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Herodotus_thegreat

6 years ago

Russian bot

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