September 30th, 2020
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/r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Elaine starts an Only Fans to pay for rent. Kramer gets a gallon of free superglue and fills small lube bottles with it to be sold. George secretly watches her content, but accidentally super glues his hand to his penis while pleasing himself. Jerry loses a bet and has to cut off his pinky.
September 30th, 2020
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brothersnowball
*guest writer, George R. R. Martin
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[deleted]
Yea, lol, not very Seinfeld-esque
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xmarketladyx
Along with Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
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xmarketladyx
George wouldn't fap to Elaine. He would find a way to share the video and try to be the, "cool guy" telling everyone he knows her. Jerry would never cut off an appendage as he's too tidy to deal with the blood. Not to mention his various issues with launders.
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