Kramer lists the apartment hallway on airbnb, and a woman stays there. George falls in love with the woman. Jerry accidentally steps on her and breaks her jaw when returning from a comedy gig. Elaine has lung surgery.

Opening, Jerry and George at monks,

G: Did you see all the bread substitutes they have now?

Jerry sips his coffee and looks up from his menu to George,

J: Haven’t read the menu

George scoffs at Jerry,

G: you know you can’t have to many options, All that breads gonna go stale!!

The waitress walks up to the table,

W: What’ll it be?

J: Bowl of Cornflakes

G: Uh... Turkey club... on white

W: were out of white bread

G: of course.... I’ll do whole-wheat

W: alright I’ll be back,

The waitress walks away from the table,

J: oh George... it’s just bread

G: it’s wasteful Jerry!!!!!

Kramer walks into monks,

K: Jerry do have that extra door mat still?

J: Kramer I don’t even own one door mat

K: ahh (snaps) need to find one for the Airbnb I’m opening in the building

George and Jerry share a peculiar look,

G: (holding mug) I got this... You’re Airbnbing your apartment?

K: Oh no... the hallway between our places (finger motion)

J: Kramer your not opening an Airbnb in hallway!

K: Jerry! I already got this gorgeous women coming in from the Midwest! She hasn’t seen the city!!

Jerry raises his eyebrow and George has a moment with himself realizing he could have a chance with this women,

G: what uh... does she look like?

J: Oh god no

K: I don’t know she hasn’t updated her profile picture...

George is disappointedly while Kramer ponders to himself,

J: Ah that’s a shame

K: but I mean she’s checking in at 2 if you wanna stop by and I can introduce you to her?

G: Really Kramer?

K: Yeah buddy..

Kramer hits George’s shoulder causing his coffee to spill,

K: Alright, I’ll see you at Jerry’s

Kramer gets up to leave,

J: Uh? Where you off to now?

K: Gotta grab some office dividers of Lomez to create the on suite bathroom

Kramer leaves monk’s with a wide eyed smile as he’s ecstatic with his Airbnb listing

George: You broke her jaw?!

Jerry: It was an accident! Believe it or not, I'm not used to someone sleeping in the hallway.

Kramer: This is terrible Jerry, TERRIBLE! She's contacting Airbnb support, and if they take her side... (Mimics slitting his throat)

George: Only girl I've ever loved, and you've ruined her.

JERRY: What about Susan?

GEORGE: ...

JERRY: Your fiancee? Who died?

GEORGE: Oh, right. Susan. ... Anyway, you RUINED her! What am I supposed to do now?