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October 9th, 2020

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/r/tax

6 years ago

How to set up nonprofit to avoid paying taxes on my alcohol?

I'm a connoisseur of the good shit. I'm talking top shelf alcohol. Your definition of good shit? I use that as hand sanitizer.

I drink a handle about every three days (diluted). It comes out to about $500 a week on alcohol, which would be fine if not for the insane taxes. I spend nearly $4,420 in taxes on alcohol a year, which puts me like 1.3k in the red.

The solution I thought of is starting a non profit so I can save $4,420 in taxes and have $3120 surplus, maybe take a cruise. How do I go about setting this up?

October 9th, 2020

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coflow97

6 years ago

You must prove that drinking alcohol is a religion. Then, start a corporation with a name like alcoholics unanonymous. File out the 501(c)(3) application with the IRS and the state. Appoint the president of alcoholics unanonymous and get the permits. How do I know this? I googled it. You welcome.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Awesome, thanks

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varthalon

6 years ago

By the way... the cost of doing all that will be more than the taxes on the alcohol.

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blakeh95

6 years ago

Nonprofit does not mean nontaxable.

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[deleted]

6 years ago

Shitposters gonna shitpost...

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