LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

October 9th, 2020

/r/mildlyinfuriating

6 years ago

My wife who called herself a "clean-freak" in birthing classes last week left me with this to take care of this morning

October 9th, 2020

Comments:

KingKaos420

6 years ago

So she’s pregnant and is downing BudLight?

[deleted]

6 years ago

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KingKaos420

6 years ago

No it’s not!

https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/fasd/alcohol-use.html

There are some sources that argue one small glass of wine a day is fine in late stage, but they’re not backed by any hard science, and even they don’t think downing a 6 pack is ok.

I know you’re probably just a troll making a shitpost, but if anyone else is reading, don’t fall for the misinformation. Drinking alcohol during pregnancy is not ok.

LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

She obviously didn't have all of these herself lol

[deleted]

6 years ago

She should not have had any of those?!?!

The_Mechanist24

6 years ago

Let the Darwinism do it’s thing friend, nothing we can do to stop it

LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Wow that's an insane and horrible thing to say about my unborn child, get help

[deleted]

6 years ago

I think you and your significant other need the help! Dude is just saying we can’t fix stupid pretty much?!

Diabloot

6 years ago

Living up to your user there eh?

JackSword5

6 years ago

Yo man if y’all ever have another kid try not to have alcohol cause that can lead to defects in the child even if she is 8 months in you don’t want to take the chance

[deleted]

6 years ago

People should be required to take iq tests before procreating

CryptedPhone

6 years ago

It’s not IQ. It’s temptation and addiction. Having an alcoholic parent is the worst thing a child can experience. Trust me when I say that, I know this from first hand experience.

LuciusDickusMaximus

6 years ago

Why don't you want kids?

[deleted]

6 years ago

If that was an attempt at a burn it was pretty weak

ComeOnYouGunners11

6 years ago

You drank those yourself you lonely sad person