October 17th, 2020
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If a microwave was put in the oven and turned on, Christmas dinner could be cooked in under five minutes.
October 17th, 2020
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SaddestPandaButt
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Ok, Saddest Panda Butt. I, a PhD in Thermodynamics, would love for you to explain "cooking" and "heat" to me.
SaddestPandaButt
Alright, Dickus, how would putting a chicken in a big metal and plastic box, and then putting it in an oven work? For one, the oven would melt the plastic, making a big ass mess, and second, just because it gets extra hot, doesn’t mean you’ve cooked a chicken well.
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Lmao plastic microwave? On what fucking planet? Obviously I would take out the plastic tray but everything else is metal. And to your second point, I'll make my damn chicken how I god damn please and thank you
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SaddestPandaButt
I guess I just won’t eat the chicken at your holiday party lol
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Lmao I know you're trying to be cute but there's absolutely no way you'd ever be at my holiday parties. Unless you happen to be a millionaire or a Nobel Laureate like my usual crowd
SaddestPandaButt
Oh so I am invited? Thanks, but I’m actually going to be spending it with family this year.
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[deleted]
Yeah, this guys a UPS employee lol
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[deleted]
Ooooh wow big boy alert here
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Not_a_Cake_
These plebs have an almost non existent understanding of basic thermodynamics, theoretical physics or even a simple 5 dimensional heat trasfer partial differential equation.
I am glad I watched S1 of Rick and Morty. Otherwise I wouldn't have had the knowledge (and IQ > 190) necessary to understand your helpful advice.
Thank you, DickusMaximus.
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SaddestPandaButt
Yo, so I just typed that long string of words into google and came up with nothing. Can you tag an article about simple 5 dimensional heat transfer partial differential equations for this basic pleb? My IQ isn’t >190, but I’d like to read it just the same : )
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[deleted]
Ah yes, the UPS worker definitely has a degree in thermodynamics
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lukzen1
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LuciusDickusMaximus
What kind of microwave are you using, one made out of ice? lol
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pday69
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LuciusDickusMaximus
Haha let me know how it goes! My wives' jaws dropped when I told them this idea. Time is money, as they say
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