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October 21st, 2020

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/r/Showerthoughts

5 years ago

People who chug entire handles of vodka at a party are the adult version of the kid who sucked all the ink out of sharpies at the sleepover.

October 21st, 2020

72

Comments:

MR_POSSUM_JENKINS

5 years ago

WHAT the fuck kind of sleepovers did you have?

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Steelejoe

5 years ago

You took the words out of my mouth. Jeebus.

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spiderJweb

5 years ago

Sucking ink was probably to chase the tide pod they just ate.

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Nerdyshal

5 years ago

Never heard of kids eating sharpies, sniffing them sure but eating?!

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[deleted]

5 years ago

For the record they smelled great

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Infinityjupiter

5 years ago

Anyone chugging an entire handle better be 6’8 and 400 lbs.

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xXPeterWretePXx

5 years ago

Training

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Infinityjupiter

5 years ago

A handle? BS

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xXPeterWretePXx

5 years ago

1.75l?

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Infinityjupiter

5 years ago

Yeah, if you’re putting down a 1.75L you’re an extreme alcoholic who goes into the ER with a BAC of .55 and can speak fluently and logically.

Or you’re 19 and don’t know a thing about drinking as your three friends stole 3/4 your bottle.

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xXPeterWretePXx

5 years ago

I can't do that either but 3 friends of me together drank a entire carton of vodka 6×0.7l in a few minutes last weekend. They were pretty fucked afterwards

Infinityjupiter

5 years ago

I beer bonged a four loko lmfao keep having fun. Not too much fun

xXPeterWretePXx

5 years ago

Yeah corona fucked up pretty much everything

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Infinityjupiter

5 years ago

Once you aren’t drinking with other people. Check yourself

Good luck 🍀👍🏼

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xXPeterWretePXx

5 years ago

So you're drinking that much alone?

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Death_Strider16

5 years ago

Hey I was the extreme alcoholic one for a while! Never went to the ER though for my alcohol poisoning. Just laid there sick as hell for the next day and a half.

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Proseph91

5 years ago

No one can chug an entire handle of vodka in one go. Okay, maybe like a select few people across the damn country..

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Check out old videos by Shoenice before he got sober, truly scary stuff

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Skirngalth

5 years ago

Check out the videos from Shoenice roommate, that was a horror show.

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yblame

5 years ago

Russians have entered the chat

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[deleted]

5 years ago

I never seen this happen lol what kind of psychos do you hang around with?

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Political_Ronin

5 years ago

Wait what did some kid do with a sharpie?

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[deleted]

5 years ago

I never encountered any of these things and I’m deeply troubled that there’s actual people that do this

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Liquidzip

5 years ago

Sucking sharpies? Chugging vodka? Inconceivable!

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