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October 28th, 2020

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/r/casualiama

5 years ago

I had buried penis disorder for 17 years, and after getting surgery went from having a basically 0 inch cock to a 9 inch cock. It did not improve my sex life. Ama

EDIT: To clarify, I did not have "penis enlargement surgery". A buried penis is a condition in which the base and most of the head of the penis is stuck under the pelvic skin. I don't recommend googling it because there will be pics, but go ahead if u want I guess lol. The surgery just "freed" my dick

EDIT 2: THIS IS A PCA

October 28th, 2020

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LordVardamir

5 years ago

How did erections work before then?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Do u want the nasty details lol

thatsaccolidea

5 years ago

yes, that was the point of the question.

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deweaponized_autism

5 years ago

What's a PCA?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Pakastani Commune Account. They were set up to bypass Pakistan's govermental ban on Reddit, and now are just used worldwide as sort of burner accounts. They make up like 3% of reddit accounts? not sure on the exact number

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deweaponized_autism

5 years ago

Interesting. How does one in Pakistan gain access to such a thing?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Not sure, I'm based in the states. I'm guessing some sort of VPN?

deweaponized_autism

5 years ago

How did you get access to this one?

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[deleted]

5 years ago

they were also pretending to be a bot judging from their post history, this is getting more weird the more I look lol.

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deweaponized_autism

5 years ago

Must be very bored and lonely.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

If you’re based in the states why even use one? You could easily make your own burner account. That seems pretty ridiculous

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wikipedia_answer_bot

5 years ago

PCA or PCa may refer to:

Medicine and biology Patient-controlled analgesia Plate count agar in microbiology Polymerase cycling assembly, for large DNA oligonucleotides Posterior cerebral artery Posterior cortical atrophy, a form of dementia Protein-fragment complementation assay, to identify protein–protein interactions Protocatechuic acid, a phenolic acid.

Military and government Parks Canada Agency Partnership and Cooperation Agreement (EU) Permanent change of assignment in US armed forces

Organizations

= Business = Packaging Corporation of America Peanut Corporation of America, former company Pennsylvania Central Airlines 1936-1948

= Education = Pacific Coast Academy, fictional school in TV series Zoey 101 Parents and citizens associations for schools in Australia Paris College of Art Pasig Christian Academy, Caniogan, Pasig City, Philippines Pensacola Christian Academy, Florida, US Peoples Christian Academy, Toronto, Ontario, Canada Pineywoods Community Academy, a charter school district in Lufkin, Texas Plano Christian Academy Prestonwood Christian Academy, Plano, Texas Providence Christian Academy (disambiguation), for multiple schools

= Games = PokerStars Caribbean Adventure, European Poker Tour event Professional Chess Association, from 1993 to 1996

= Political parties = Parti Communiste Algérien (Algerian Communist Party) Partido Comunista de Andalucía (Communist Party of Andalusia) Partido Comunista de Aragón (Communist Party of Aragon) Partido Comunista de la Argentina (Communist Party of Argentina)

= Religion = Presbyterian Church of Africa Presbyterian Church in America Presbyterian Church of Australia

= Sports = Positive Coaching Alliance, US, provides sports training workshops Professional Cricketers' Association, England and Wales Punjab Cricket Association Punjab Cricket Association Stadium, Mohali, India

= Other = Permanent Court of Arbitration, The Hague, Netherlands Several Police complaints authorities Porsche Club of America POSC Caesar Association, a standardization organization Predator Conservation Alliance, Bozeman, Montana, US Production Code Administration, a division of the Motion Picture Association of America Progressive Citizens of America Progressive Cultural Association, a British political music group

Science and technology para-Chloroamphetamine or 4-Chloroamphetamine Principal component analysis, a statistical procedure Printed circuit assembly or printed circuit board Probabilistic cellular automaton (Math/Stochastic Processes) Protocatechuic acid, a polyphenol antioxidant Pyroglutamic acid, an amino acid derivative

= Computers = Physical configuration audit, in configuration management Polymorphous Computer Architectures, a DARPA project; see Josep Torrellas

Other uses Personal carbon allowance, for carbon dioxide emissions Prompt Corrective Action, US banking law

More details here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PCA

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SkiSiWow

5 years ago

Holy shit this guy's profile is a mess.

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MediocreMatthew

5 years ago

He’s been making bull shit posts for over a year

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

See in this thread: this is a PCA

markzeshark

5 years ago

You’ve gotten called out on your shit so many times and this is your excuse every single times. Also funny that a Pakistan community account has never been to a Pakistan related sub or even a Pakistan speaking sub. From what I could gather you seem like a 13-14 year old kid who is obsessed with sex and dicks. Please take some time off of Reddit and think about why you are doing this and what drove you to this.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Lol ok dumbass. PCA's are mainly not Pakistani, that's where they originated.

markzeshark

5 years ago

I have been around Reddit a few times and never heard of them before nor does a google search return anything about them. You can just admit you are lying....

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[deleted]

5 years ago

jesus fuck dude why are you taking it so seriously its a joke

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Camedy

5 years ago

Lol, I’ll take bullshit for 800 Alex. He’s claimed to be at least 4 different ages, both a man and woman, he’s claimed his father is Howie Mandel, he posts often about sex...which I imagine would be near impossible with an 0in penis. I mean, prove me wrong I guess, but this is all an attention grab.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Plus, his answers on this thread are so short and simple. Literally seems to know nothing about what the disorder is actually like

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

This is a PCA.

fitketokittee

5 years ago

The world doesn’t evolve around you... what is PCA?

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Camedy

5 years ago

I believe the "claim" is that the account is used by multiple members of a community. The problem is that everyone who supposedly uses this account talks in the exact same cadence and has the same strange obsessions. I maintain that this account is absolutely one individual, but OP can absolutely prove me wrong by posting a medical record or a NSFW pic to prove his story...my original comment stands until then.

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fitketokittee

5 years ago

I agree with the comments, you’re some inexperienced kid hyper focused on dicks.

Your sex life isn’t dead because of your small prick, but because you have no social skills and can be onfused for a prick.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Yeah, and I’ve never even heard of a pca before this...is it even a real thing?

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luluinstalock

5 years ago

so what is a PCA

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fitketokittee

5 years ago

Yeah, I agree, bs

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Vomelette22

5 years ago

Pakistan Community Account

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[deleted]

5 years ago

I don’t get it, this seems oddly specific. I guess I can understand having a shared account if, like, there’s only a couple smart phones in a small community, but...why would that only be specific to Pakistan?

I’ve never heard of it before and it seems weird that it would have a abbreviation like that

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fitketokittee

5 years ago

and why would they assume we know what it is

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arivas26

5 years ago

No you don’t understand, it’s a PCA

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fitketokittee

5 years ago

oh fuck off

arivas26

5 years ago

That was sarcasm by the way...

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Having a big peepee won't get you sex. You should take therapy to work on your self-esteem issues after living most of your life with your disorder, and eventually build confidence. Confidence is sexy. Whipping out your new 9in trunk alone won't get you results, just restraining orders.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Yeah I know. I just never wanted to have sex before because I really couldn't (the head was inside my pelvic skin, barely emerging), and even if I could, I would be too embarrassed to have a girl see that. I thought at the very least I would finally be confident enough to hit on a girl

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Big dick energy is earned through personality and actions, not actually having a big dick.

Worry not, now that you have the tool, time to work on your skills.

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Kypperstyx

5 years ago

Time to learn how to handle the tools!

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dogbret

5 years ago

This is me when I bought my first strap-on

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IOughtToBeThrownAway

5 years ago

Wait how the hell did you pee before the surgery?

LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

I sat

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IOughtToBeThrownAway

5 years ago

Bull shit.

agirlinsane

5 years ago

Never been to a pediatric dr?

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[deleted]

5 years ago

I call shenanigans. Work as a urodynamics nurse and see patients with buried penis' and other urological anomalies all the time. It is not physically possible no matter how gifted the surgeon may be.

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luluinstalock

5 years ago

It is not possible to save the dick ,or to get 9 inches?

sorry for straight up question, I just dont know much about that lol

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[deleted]

5 years ago

It's not possible to get 9" from a buried penis or variant where the penis is smaller than average e.g epispadias or bladder exstrophy.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

[deleted]

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

I couldn't really do it before so yeah, I'd say so.

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brainlure49

5 years ago

How long ago was the surgery?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

approx 2 and a half years

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christiandb

5 years ago

how old are you?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

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christiandb

5 years ago

Dunno why you’re being downvoted. You’ll be alright, discover yourself in this new phase of life and go have fun. Be safe and don’t take things personally. Stay out of your own way

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luluinstalock

5 years ago

Because hes lying, and quite proven.

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christiandb

5 years ago

Ah okay

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Fatcatattack94

5 years ago

How did you pee?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

I had to sit

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SaintTired

5 years ago

Did anyone at your school know? I really hope you were never bullied for it.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

No one but my best friend

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havingfun89

5 years ago

How are you doing today?

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ebil_lightbulb

5 years ago

How can you tell the difference between a buried penis and just a small penis?

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Codadd

5 years ago

I've got a 9 incher and it doesnt increase chance of getting laid. If you're not a troll head over to /r/bigdickproblems and join the dozens of and the gays that get off to it.

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That__EST

5 years ago

What's your favorite icecream?

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