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November 12th, 2020

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/r/AskAnAmerican

5 years ago

Lads of America, why don't you clean the inside of your penis with Q-tips? Don't you feel gross?

I live in Serbia rn, and pretty much all the men here clean out our urethras with a Q-tip and antiseptic bimonthly. It's something we were taught in school and by our parents. When I don't have a clean penis, my urine looks so nasty. How can you go without this?

November 12th, 2020

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Comments:

CupBeEmpty

5 years ago

Sorry, there is much too much fishiness going on with this account.

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blahblahsdfsdfsdfsdf

5 years ago

I've never heard of anyone doing that. The inside of your urethra should not be dirty in any way. That sounds like some sort of medical problem. Urine itself keeps it clean, and the color of your urine shouldn't be affected by your urethra.

You don't have to clean the inside of your bladder but that stays perfectly fine your whole life.

Edit: never mind, you're just a troll: https://www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/comments/jonwcs/landlord_usil_tennant_is_holding_mass_in_their/

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Of course it's a troll lol. I've had a swab in there, it's far too uncomfortable to even be able to do it yourself.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

honestly on this sub you can never be sure

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

This is a Pakistani Commune Account, many people use this account. Sorry for the confusion!

blahblahsdfsdfsdfsdf

5 years ago

No, you're clearly a troll, and a racist one at that

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DOMSdeluise

5 years ago

what da fuck

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crick310

5 years ago

What the fuck no.

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Hypranormal

5 years ago

Fucking wut

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ThaddyG

5 years ago

Someone come get ya mans

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yukon-cornelius69

5 years ago

Sounds painful bro

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Can't tell if sad troll or hilarious medical issue.

whoops, troll, check his history fellas

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

This is a Pakistani Commune Account, many people use this account. Sorry for the confusion!

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[deleted]

5 years ago

u/cupbeempty can you please ban this guy?

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CupBeEmpty

5 years ago

I have never heard of this happening. I am tempted to go ask it in /r/AskEurope and see if anyone over there does it either.

Suffice to say, no one does this in the US. There is no medical or hygiene reason to do it. It sounds like a good way to irritate or infect your urethra.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

It used to be the way to test for gonorrhoea but not really necessary now.

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faceeatingleopard

5 years ago

What in the everloving fuck are you talking about?

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JamesStrangsGhost

5 years ago

Bruh.

I'm out.

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TheOldGods37

5 years ago

We don't have the same gross germs over here.

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ElfMage83

5 years ago

Please tell me you're joking.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

my urine looks so nasty. How can you go without this?

You need to drink more water. Shoutout to /r/hydrohomies

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