I enjoy getting erections during school presentations

I never understood why people were sooo embarrassed by having a visible erection. I grew up in Belarus, and it’s quite erection friendly. All it means is either you’re excited by seeing a member of the preferred sex or you just randomly got one. It was usually taken as a compliment when you saw someone look at you and get hard.

Then I moved to the states. My first high school presentation, I just randomly got hard and I heard snickers but I just thought my PowerPoint was funny. Later, I found out kids were making fun of me because my erect penis was showing throw my gym shorts. All the girls called me “shrimp cock” (which was also confusing because size never mattered in Belarus).

I could have died of shame, but instead I embraced it. Now I try to have a hard on every time I present, just to show everyone I don’t care. Because I don’t. Literally people in the states need to chill and learn to let their junk do its thing. It’s so much better that way.