November 27th, 2020
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My ex-husband was a complete slob. He was the type to eat half of a bag of potato chips, fall asleep on the couch, and spill them all over the floor. As you can imagine, in the five years we lived together before I kicked his sorry ass to the curb, we got a ton of mice. So many mice, in fact, that we had to stop buying dog food because our dog was eating so many mice that any more food would make him obese.
Well, now that my husband is out, the mouse rate has dropped to zero. And my dog is so used to eating mice that he refuses to eat puppy chow unless he is driven to desperation by hunger. I've been buying pet mice at the pet store for the little guy to eat, but it's just not sustainable financially.
That brings me to this post. I know this is an odd ask, but are there any tips on how to attract mice? I've tried everything, from spilling chips all over the house to spraying cheese spray all over the floor. Nothing is working. Is there a certain food or chemical that mice can't resist? Or should I just remarry my husband and put up with his endless "business trips" and "overtime work"?
November 27th, 2020
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Maybe best troll post ever? I thoroughly enjoyed this. Thank you OP.
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Sadly it appears real.
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Well, judging by OPs other posts and even their user name, I'm pretty sure it isn't.
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I think you’re thinking of rats. I’m talking about mice. According to my niece who wants to be a vet, it’s perfectly fine
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I googled it for you-
"Whilst catching a mouse or a rat may be a natural activity for cats and in some cases dogs, eating rodents can have undesirable consequences. Dangers include an infection of intestinal worms and/or toxoplasmosis as well as the possibility of suffering from secondary rat bait poisoning. "
Tell your niece to study up.
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According to my niece who wants to be a vet, it’s perfectly fine
Do you really think this makes her an authority on the subject?
Mice live in their own shit. It's an indisputable fact. Your dog has been eating mouse shit.
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