December 10th, 2020
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December 10th, 2020
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I tried Google but found nothing. I hate cliffhangers! 😡
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I think it’s total bullshit unfortunately.
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I’m suspecting so myself. Now I’m mad!
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His name was Gregory and from what I understand, he was the kind of guy who always kept to himself and never liked working in groups. He was also very particular, and though he was usually pretty competent, he could sometimes hyperfixate on "his" way and be blind to better alternatives.
Anyway, he landed a job at a cruise company right out of high school and never looked back. He was a hard worker and when he was 30 he led the entire staff of coal shovelers on a specific cruise liner. Because by that time, cruise failures like the Titanic were anomalies, things went smoothly for about a decade, until one fateful night...
I think this may be slightly exaggerated (you know how family oral tradition is), but from what I understand, a mechanical valve blew up and all responsibility fell on him. Well, he had no idea what to do but pretended he did, so he ordered the workers to turn some valves. Meanwhile, one of his subordinates suggests a way to rechannel the valves output manually that may solve the problem. My uncle realized this would work, but he hated the audacity of that guy, so he mocked him and told the workers to keep doing what he already told them to do.
Long story short, ship sank.
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That’s incredible! What was the aftermath? What happened to Uncle?
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BTW only a handful of employees lived to tell the tale, hence why i am able to share this tragic story
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He should run for President.
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Sounds like he should be President
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you know how family oral tradition is
Uhh... no 😳
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What was the name of the ship?
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The SS Albert Einstein
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Yeah, didn't I see this photo earlier in my reddit career?
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I think he'd be fun to have a drink with, I gotta say
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Weird flex but ok.
(Sorry, couldn't resist, no offense meant.)
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Where did the picture actually come from?
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Copying my other comment but this is a picture of Michael Shoemaker, of Walkersville, Maryland. It's his mugshot from 2009 when he was arrested along with his father and son.
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No wonder this doesn’t look “vintage.” I have OP the benefit of the doubt but now my suspicions are confirmed.
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Pennydumb
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I guess not all of them float...
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Lennywise?
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Which way did he go Pen? Which way did he go.
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Don't know why you are being downvoted. Made me laugh.
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Yeah. No shit. Bunch. Of fucken. Marklar’s
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Fuckin marklars. Jabronis to. Fuckin jabronis
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Derp derp. Jabronie’s are all around us. Derp derp.
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Poor guy died before could even have children! It's true!!
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Oh he had kids. He was older.
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Sorry - my attempt at a time machine joke
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