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January 3rd, 2021

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/r/Kombucha

5 years ago

How many bottles of this shit do I have to drink to get drunk?

I’m trying to host a part with a bunch of buddies from high school next weekend but unfortunately none of us are of age or have a fake, and alcohol is a must. I’ve been trying various substitutes but none of them work (do NOT consume hand sanitizer mixed with coke).

Kombucha was a game changer. Not poisonous AND had alcohol in it AND LEGAL. I convinced my mom to get me like 7 cases because I was “doing a cleanse” (wtf does that even mean lol). Shit’s so nasty but better than the alternatives. But I drank 4 in a row and I didn’t even get a slight buzz! What’s the deal? How many would we have to drink per person to have a good time?

January 3rd, 2021

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Comments:

JustWhatAmI

5 years ago

You'll shit yourself before you get drunk

Real talk, your crew sounds fun, but be safe

Whatever you all do please don't drive. You have your whole lives ahead of you. I know it doesn't seem like it at your age, but you could fuck it all up

You'd probably call me an old fart but take it from me, there's plenty of time to party. Make sure you're around to do it in 20 years

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dano___

5 years ago

You and your friends can have a diarrhea party!

You’ll turn your insides to too long before you get buzzed, kombucha has very little alcohol and is full of bacteria.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

when you find out it would make some great screenplay material kid

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BaffledBantha

5 years ago

Literally an endless amount. Store bought has to have less than 0.5% alcohol in order to be legal for purchase by a minor. Some companies actually remove the alcohol entirely. It’s a pointless endeavor and I don’t recommend it.

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StarfishStabber

5 years ago

Learn how make your own and you can brew 'hard' booch.

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mehmagix

5 years ago

Vice did this in 2015. https://www.vice.com/en/article/mvx484/i-tried-to-get-drunk-on-kombucha-511

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Acrobatic-Strength80

5 years ago

20 to get drunk

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Acrobatic-Strength80

5 years ago

actually 40 to 50 depending on your weight

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xbubbuh

5 years ago

Can’t tell if this is a joke or not, either way it’s fucking hilarious so thank you

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[deleted]

5 years ago

His whole account is just trolling over the sub.

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