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January 17th, 2021

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/r/InstacartShoppers

5 years ago

Anyone in the Phoenix area ever shop for a customer named “Gendrick C”? Weird stuff...

This guy tipped me $100 yesterday to get him 75 pounds of baby carrots from Kroger. While that was an awesome payday, he gave me bad vibes. He had me leave all the bags inside a treehouse behind his house (his dog almost killed me!!). As I was getting back into my car, a man who I assume was Gendrick came out and thanked me and asked if I knew his daughter. He claimed she was Katy Perry. I said no and drove off. Wtf?

January 17th, 2021

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Comments:

geegasaurus

5 years ago

I never get to deliver to a treehouse! I'd definitely do it!

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Why_Me_Again51

5 years ago

I would not agree to walk behind a main house out of site if I had any vibes at all. Certainly would not deliver to a treehouse.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Uhhhh sounds like schizophrenia. Poor chap probably needed those carrots to fend off something supernatural in his mind.

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Hm yeah that would make sense. Treehouse looked very ritualy

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[deleted]

5 years ago

That’s scary, but I guess there’s not much you can do about it. At least he tipped well and have you an interesting story. 😅

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Name doesn't ring a bell. But Katy Perry father is Keith Hudson. Im guessing gendrick has issues. Im very curious about the use of all the carrots though

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ChiefSosa2k17

5 years ago

Hopefully he’s okay. Sounds like Alzheimer’s or dementia or schizophrenia.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

watch this pop up in a YouTube video about unsolved Reddit mysteries

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SillyOutlandishness9

5 years ago

First, dog almost killed you? F that. Dude,sorry but you can put the carrots in the treehouse yourself! Second, I don't care who you are related to...dog...can put that shit in the treehouse yourself! Third, is Bugs Bunny living up there?

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VampireQueen021

5 years ago

I never had this customer. Was he in the Phoenix Downtown area or just the Phoenix area? Wow, I’m glad you’re okay. I hope you took pictures.

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freelancerjoe

5 years ago

Gendry from GoT x Kendrick Lamar ???

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Sir-Winslow

5 years ago

Sad poor guy😔

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MikeyLikey41

5 years ago

Wtf...

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[deleted]

5 years ago

How does he have money to burn like that...

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Dirty-Ears-Bill

5 years ago

Duh didn’t you read? Katy Perry is his daughter. She’s loaded

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Trrruuueeee

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