February 6th, 2021
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We met at Hooters and we did NOT hit it off. At. All. I thought the irony of having a date at Hooter's would be a good conversation starter. Nope. She looked super uncomfortable. Our conversation was full of awkward silence and at one point I spilled by barbeque sauce on her blouse.
At the end of it all, I invited her back to mine and she did the whole "I don't think this is a great match." I completely understood, and we went our separate ways. The next day, the police contacted me and said there was a murder at Hooter's that night and the CCTV had identified me as walking with a woman that looked like she match the sketch artist's drawing. I decided to give them her name. I didn't want to relive the whole date, so I told them I didn't know her and I just happened to be walking by her.
The next day I saw her face on the news the next day. She was eventually acquitted but I imagine she'll never get hired anywhere again. I called her Law Firm to check up on her, but they told me she resigned. Whatevs, I guess.
February 6th, 2021
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