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February 6th, 2021

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/r/confessions

5 years ago

I accidentally ruined my Tinder date's life and I don't really feel bad about it

We met at Hooters and we did NOT hit it off. At. All. I thought the irony of having a date at Hooter's would be a good conversation starter. Nope. She looked super uncomfortable. Our conversation was full of awkward silence and at one point I spilled by barbeque sauce on her blouse.

At the end of it all, I invited her back to mine and she did the whole "I don't think this is a great match." I completely understood, and we went our separate ways. The next day, the police contacted me and said there was a murder at Hooter's that night and the CCTV had identified me as walking with a woman that looked like she match the sketch artist's drawing. I decided to give them her name. I didn't want to relive the whole date, so I told them I didn't know her and I just happened to be walking by her.

The next day I saw her face on the news the next day. She was eventually acquitted but I imagine she'll never get hired anywhere again. I called her Law Firm to check up on her, but they told me she resigned. Whatevs, I guess.

February 6th, 2021

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Comments:

killervibe

5 years ago

You told them you didn’t know her and you gave them her name? You’re a moron. This is one of the worst fake confessions, ever.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

One of dumbest shits I've ever read, this is probably fake and if it isn't you're really mental and retarded and should get treatment

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Roseboy67

5 years ago

So the police never had footage inside the restaurant or bothered to look into who u were seated with amongst staff who served u inside for your meal in a murder investigation . Pfffffttttt

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jhk1963

5 years ago

Who brings a first date to Hooters?

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JSghetti

5 years ago

Gross.

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Uno_Reverse69420

5 years ago

Mate you didn’t even know women orgasmed what

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