LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

February 16th, 2021

/r/mildlyinteresting

5 years ago

Saw this on my way to work today... Apparently a chick I hooked up with last week is a Guess model

February 16th, 2021

Comments:

[deleted]

5 years ago

This probably didnt happen because you say you're married a month ago then you are divorced, but you ruined your tinder date during that time. r/quityourbullshit

twohedwlf

5 years ago

Yup, sure.

[deleted]

5 years ago

Oh, I'm so sure this happened.

eraseherhead

5 years ago

I mean, I Guess if you say so

DreamTheater2010

5 years ago

r/thathappened

LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Lol what? Idk if you knew this but people have sex lol...

DreamTheater2010

5 years ago

Oh shit they do!? I better go tell my wife who I’ve known for nine years!!

HEY HONEY! DID YOU KNOW WE CAN FUCK?!?!?!

LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

lol yeah you have a wife... r/quityourbullshit

DreamTheater2010

5 years ago

Jokes on you, I don’t shit bulls, HA!

Edit: also, LuciousDickusMaximus? You by chance friends with Biggus Dickus?

[deleted]

5 years ago

His profile says he does

[deleted]

5 years ago

The models name is Charlotte McKinney and you 1000% never met her lol

Bread0987654321

5 years ago

Haha! This guy's hilarious. He posted it on r/Ihavesex as if he was surprised

https://www.reddit.com/r/ihavesex/comments/ll9xam/this_was_posted_on_rmildlyinteresting_what_the/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[deleted]

5 years ago

Damn this is a low blow for him