February 24th, 2021
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Long story short, my uncle offered me a bet: if I could flip a coin 5 times and get 4 heads or more, he would pay off my college debt. If I didn’t, I had to buy him 2 cases of beer. Pretty great bet for me right? Well he has a gambling addiction and has been clean for a year now so the risk was not just beer money, but also causing him to relapse.
Maybe I’m an asshole, but student loans are crushing me and I took the bet and.... lost. So I headed over to the local liquor store and got two cases of PBR. When I got to the cashier I realized that the guy running it was a kid I used to bully in high school. He knew I wasn’t 21 and called the cops.
I didn’t know what to do, but figuring running away was dumb, I waited for the cops, and when I got there I told them I was in the wrong store and this guy had a vendetta against me. Unfortunately, they searched me and found my fake.
I’m facing huge consequences.
Tl;dr got fucked by my uncle, but not in the way you expect
February 24th, 2021
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Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Glad he got his, and you did too.
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"Maybe I’m an asshole"
Ain't no maybe about it.
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Up yours.
Who’s the bully now, bitch?
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