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February 24th, 2021

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/r/tifu

5 years ago

TIFU by taking a bet with my uncle

Long story short, my uncle offered me a bet: if I could flip a coin 5 times and get 4 heads or more, he would pay off my college debt. If I didn’t, I had to buy him 2 cases of beer. Pretty great bet for me right? Well he has a gambling addiction and has been clean for a year now so the risk was not just beer money, but also causing him to relapse.

Maybe I’m an asshole, but student loans are crushing me and I took the bet and.... lost. So I headed over to the local liquor store and got two cases of PBR. When I got to the cashier I realized that the guy running it was a kid I used to bully in high school. He knew I wasn’t 21 and called the cops.

I didn’t know what to do, but figuring running away was dumb, I waited for the cops, and when I got there I told them I was in the wrong store and this guy had a vendetta against me. Unfortunately, they searched me and found my fake.

I’m facing huge consequences.

Tl;dr got fucked by my uncle, but not in the way you expect

February 24th, 2021

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Comments:

[deleted]

5 years ago

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Glad he got his, and you did too.

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fomoco94

5 years ago

TLDR: I fucked myself by being a bully.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Love this karma for you

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m4dch3mist

5 years ago

No fuck up here, That's called karma

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Electric_Jeebus99

5 years ago

"Maybe I’m an asshole"

Ain't no maybe about it.

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taxdude1966

5 years ago

I cannot see how the 14th amendment guaranteeing you equal protection under the law allows a state to prevent an adult buying alcohol. If it means two dudes can get married then it surely means one dude can buy beer. Challenge it in court and make yourself a hero to all the 18 to 20 year olds in America.

[deleted]

5 years ago

Imagine posting a pic of money you found on google

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Moral to this story: Don’t be a bully.

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immibis

5 years ago

Your device has been locked. Unlocking your device requires that you have /u/spez banned. #AIGeneratedProtestMessage

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Up yours.

[deleted]

5 years ago

Who’s the bully now, bitch?

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rabbitacolypse

5 years ago

r/justiceserved

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