Ex-classmate who fucked me over gets his

Recent, I lost a bet with my uncle and had to buy him beer. The guy running the cashier at the liquor store was a kid I used to bully in high school who knew I wasn’t twenty one, so he called the cops and I got arrested. I couldn’t sleep knowing the scrawny little nerd got the last laugh, so I decided to get him back.

I made a fake Facebook for this girl I knew he had a crush on in high school and started messaging him. After a couple days, I asked him on a date to the local coffee shop, to which he said “omg I would love to!”

I then messaged the actual girl and asked her on a date to the same coffee shop 10 minutes earlier. She agreed.

So what really goes down is the nerd walks into the cafe all hopeful, only to find the girl he thought he was going on a date with sitting with me, his old bully. He came over and stuttered in confusion: “umm... are we still going on a date here?” The girl started dying laughing, as did I. She said “you and me? On a date?” I started laughing too. With tears in his eyes he left the cafe.