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May 1st, 2021

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5 years ago

[QUESTION] Gmin7 chord gives my wife heartburn?

Let me preface this by saying I didn’t want to post this but my wife made me.

I picked up guitar as a quarantine hobby and have gotten quite good at it. I like to learn and play a new song every day, and so last week I learned “Hey There, Delilah.” I mastered it very quickly and decided to surprise my wife with it when she got home.

As soon as she entered the door, I started shredding and all was well until I got to the guitar solo, when she started to frown and ran into the bathroom. When she came out from vomiting, I asked her what was wrong and she said she didn’t know. We kind of ignored it until a few days later when I played it again. She didn’t throw up this time but she got really bad heartburn.

We figured it must have been something about the song, and through trial and error we found out it was the Gmin7 chord that was giving her horrible heart burn. Is this a common phenomenon, or is it possible, as I suspect, that she has some sort of Freudian association with the sound from her childhood that causes this?

May 1st, 2021

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Comments:

southpawpete

5 years ago

Think you're looking for r/guitarcirclejerk. Don't waste our time with this crap.

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Specialist_Passage29

5 years ago

Are you sure it was the gm7 that made her sick and it wasn't when you were fingering A minor?

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[deleted]

5 years ago

Oh wow, bravo, that's absolutely excellent work.

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Paladin2019

5 years ago

The army never found the "brown note" when they went looking for it and you haven't found the puke note by accident.

What you are suggesting is impossible and stupid. You are an idiot for suggesting it and your partner needs to pay a visit to r/badwomensanatomy

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Sacrefix

5 years ago

God bless you.

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Mongozuma

5 years ago

Could it be that your playing isn’t as good as you think and it really makes her sick? Just asking’.

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5 years ago

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cgg419

5 years ago

Some girl asked me for her number

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DeepSouthDude

5 years ago

Post a video of you playing the song. If we barf we will know it's the chord.

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Otterfan

5 years ago

Honestly, she's probably just very ill. Doctor please.

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Empyrean_Abbatoir

5 years ago

That is not a rare chord. I'm sure she's heard it on the radio hundreds of times without any effect.

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cgg419

5 years ago

That is not possible.

Perhaps she’s pregnant?

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5 years ago

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cgg419

5 years ago

I’m suggesting a chord cannot make you puke.

Anything else is a guess.

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WhatDaufuskie

5 years ago

Listen to the lyre of Orpheus by Nick Cave and the bed seats. You will thank me

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

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[deleted]

5 years ago

I hope mods don’t delete this gem

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Cr8z13

5 years ago

Shredding over "Hey There Delilah" sounds wicked awesome.

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grizzlyguitarist

5 years ago

I will be totally honest. This is skeptical.