LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

May 31st, 2021

/r/Showerthoughts

5 years ago

For some reason, the Marvel heroes don't chainsmoke cigs and constantly do speed even though they could enjoy the effects without any health risks.

May 31st, 2021

Comments:

Darth-Pooky

5 years ago

The same immune system that would allow them to take hard drugs without drawbacks would also detoxify them out of their system, making them fundamentally useless.

LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Damn ok didn't know we had a PhD in superhero science in the comments.

Twip67

5 years ago

If I'm not mistaken, Capt America actually says something about this in one of the MCU movies; as to why he doesn't drink.

LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

I mean maybe you’re right but who is to say he’s telling the truth? Sometimes I say I don’t drink cuz alcoholism runs in the family but that’s a lie I just do not want to drunk text my wife’s friends again

StarChild413

5 years ago

AKA "reality must bend to my desire to have junkie superheroes because reasons"

innerearinfarction

5 years ago

Id kind of like to see the flash on speed

skincyan

5 years ago

Do people really enjoy chainsmoking cigarettes?

[deleted]

5 years ago

Only when taking speed.

[deleted]

5 years ago

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skincyan

5 years ago

Hm, a good ol deep breath is a much more pleasant imo

KrizRPG

5 years ago

It's hard to describe and only smokers can understand that

manly_support

5 years ago

Cigarettes are disgusting though. I’m not really sure what speed is. Personally I’d much rather stuff myself with like micky ds for every meal and not feel guilty because of my superhero metabolism

The-Go-Kid

5 years ago

I’m not really sure what speed is

I think OP means Billy Whizz!

LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

This is why you're not a superhero and they are.

xxXMrDarknessXxx

5 years ago

Probably because it's ridiculously irresponsible to run around wanting to take drugs all the time.

CalistoNTG

5 years ago

I dont want to see hulk on speed so thats good imo

LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Lmao sounds like my stepdad (coke addict)

CalistoNTG

5 years ago

A dude build like hulk should not touch any other drug than weed...some people are just too dangerous on drugs like these

[deleted]

5 years ago

What makes you think the non-humans would feel the effects?

LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Idk I mean all this shit is made up right so does the nitty gritty really matter?

AcrobaticSource3

5 years ago

It’s the internet, your opinions must be logically thought through before you share them

Isteppedinpoopy

5 years ago

Wolverine did until Disney came around.

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5 years ago

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

I thought it was implied his drink was non-alcoholic as he was trying to convince Peggy that he could hold his liquor? Maybe I am misremembering, will have to rewatch.

StarChild413

5 years ago

Why should they? It's not like the whole Superman and the generator thing where it's a moral thing they might feel obligated to do. Let me guess, it's because it's what you would do with the same kind of powers?