YSK that getting a tattoo does not make you tougher than me

Why YSK: I'm a bouncer and it's always the tattooed people who give me the most attitude. I think they see their tattoos as a set of armor that makes them untouchable. Well guess what tough guy? Either you can respect me or you can get your ass out of this club. And if you cause a scene, I'll add you to the list of "tough guys" that thought they could take me in a fight and ended up with a broken nose.

My exes new wife has a arm full of tattoo and I can just tell he thinks he's hot shit. Oh wow buddy you make a little bit more than me? Good job. Let's see you put that money where your fucking mouth is and square up. You and your unoriginal ass dragon tattoo can suck my ass. I can tell you one thing: if I ever see you in my club, you're getting punched.

When I see a tattoo, I immediately know it belongs to a pussy. Don't kid yourself. You're not tough, bub.