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June 11th, 2021

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/r/tifu

5 years ago

TIFU by making my brother damage his anal cavity

When I was 18, my family and I were going on a trip to Cancun. I was a bit of a prankster and liked to mess with my siblings, especially my younger brother (15 y/o). So when we got to the airport, I convinced my brother that he was going to get arrested for bringing his dab pen through security. I told him the only way he was going to be ok is if he threw it out or if he put it up his ass. Now, I was planning on telling him it was a prank, but he looked so concerned that I had to continue the joke, but it went too far. At one point, I lost him and realized that he went to the bathroom and shoved his dab pen into his asshole. I ran into the bathroom and pounded on the stall door and told him it was a prank, apparently starling him while he was mid-insertion. He shattered the glass of the dab pen and cut open his asshole. Instead of going to Cancun, we went to the hospital and I ended up being grounded even though I was in college.

TL;DR: Younger brothers are gullible idiots

June 11th, 2021

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Comments:

[deleted]

5 years ago

dude, you're not even as old as the characters you're writing here. it's unbelievably unconvincing. I can't believe reddit points are a good enough reason to act like a sociopath, but I guess it doesn't matter what it is if you're a sociopath.

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[deleted]

5 years ago

His history is full of made up story's. While this one's a little weird can't knock creativity.

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Myrmyrer

5 years ago

TL:DR Op is an asshole that hurt his brother’s asshole.

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Ashbae6

5 years ago

Strong ass sphincter to shatter the glass of a dab pen.

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shiny_lustrous_poo

5 years ago

He works out his kegels

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