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June 17th, 2021

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/r/Showerthoughts

5 years ago

We technically don't know if sex exists in the Star Wars Universe since we've never seen an on-screen romance go past a kiss.

June 17th, 2021

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Comments:

FatPeteParker

5 years ago

also don’t know if sex exists on Sesame Street but we all think Burt and Ernie are doing something behind closed doors

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[deleted]

5 years ago

How do they reproduce then?

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Probably spontaneously or something

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BleepBleepBlortBlort

5 years ago

That doesn’t explain the process. Spontaneous just means unplanned.

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JKronich

5 years ago

Wasn't it established that there are sexslaves in star wars?

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NeuroticExodus

5 years ago

I mean…Padme was preggos…end scenes in RotS heavily implied that the kids were delivered through a vaginal canal…which in my opinion would heavily imply regular ol’ human sex was involved to create Luke/Leia.

But I will admit, with no official sex scenes…technically there is no objective evidence…but I think there is too many other scenes with heavy implications that sex does in fact exist within the Star Wars universe.

With all of that said, I would have to consult all Star Wars movies/shows and verify that there were never any implicit sex scenes OR implied sleaziness of a character. So I can’t say for certain that there wasn’t an episode somewhere in the clone wars that didn’t imply that sex exists within the universe of Star Wars.

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perineumoan

5 years ago

But it was full of sex scenes or did I watch the wrong Star Wars

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ShRkDa

5 years ago

We all saw how Jabba choose to dress Leia. There were some sexy things going on 100%

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

Nah cuz why would Jabba be aroused by a "sexy" human. I think maybe the golden bikini was some kind of device that was mind controlling her and just happened to look sexy to us

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ShRkDa

5 years ago

Why would you think she was mind controlled? Also there was some sexy dancer alien with Jabba too

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LuciusDickusMaximus

5 years ago

I mean, to each their own I guess but don't make me out to be the crazy one when you just called an alien sexy lol

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[deleted]

5 years ago

She was a human with a fun noodle wig and body paint tho, so if anything, it's just a fun kink

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bybook

5 years ago

It's probably another thing that Heroes don't do.

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