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September 27th, 2021

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/r/IsItBullshit

5 years ago

IsItBullshit: The English Royal Family Cannot Legally Step on Washington D.C. Soil Due to a Longstanding 1814 Law, So They Have To Be Pardoned By the President Every Time They Visit the White House

I just had one of those experiences where you suddenly unlock a very specific childhood memory through sensory experience. I was chalking my staff during a game of billiards, and the smell of chalk brought me back to my fourth grade history classroom. I remembered learning about the War of 1812, when the Brits tried to take us back into their empire but failed and burned down D.C. After the end of the war, we learned, Congress passed a law that banned anyone with British Royal blood to step on D.C. soil. Obviously, there have been visits by the Royal Family to D.C. in the four centuries since then, but my teacher said that they had to be pardoned by the President. In my child-like brain, that made sense, but now I'm skeptical.

I couldn't find anything about this online, so I almost just assumed it was bullshit or a false memory or something, but this morning I was talking to my British friend who said HE LEARNED THE SAME THING. He also said he remembers a lyric from a song they sang at his school that goes something like "[sic] While the Frenchman marched toward the tsar / Old Brits faced a familiar war from afar / The Yanks, they hated our torch / Barred us from ever stepping on their porch."

Is this some sort of crazy Mandolin Effect, or is there some truth to this? I can't find anything online, but there's no way both me and my friend both have the same false memory from different countries' education systems.

September 27th, 2021

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Comments:

doc_daneeka

5 years ago

There's no way this is true, even if only because there's absolutely no way a British monarch would accept a pardon from a foreign head of state merely for existing.

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surlybear17

5 years ago

I’ve not heard of the historical law you remember.

I do hope you mean “Mandela Effect” or you might be on to something… Mandela Effect on Wikipedia

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Cromakoth

5 years ago

Your post reads like a fever dream.

It has been 2 centuries since the early 1800s, not 4.

It's called the Mandela effect, named after people falsely remembering the death of Nelson Mandela.

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internetboyfriend666

5 years ago

I don't even know where to start with this one

I remembered learning about the War of 1812, when the Brits tried to take us back into their empire but failed

No. This is totally wrong. The War if 1812 had nothing to do with the British trying to reconquer the United States. That was never their goal.

After the end of the war, we learned, Congress passed a law that banned anyone with British Royal blood to step on D.C. soil

This never happened. This is completely made up.

in the four centuries since then

It's been 2 centuries since the War of 1812, not 4.

my teacher said that they had to be pardoned by the President

Complete nonsense

Is this some sort of crazy Mandolin Effect

It's the Mandela Effect, not Mandolin Effect

In short, all of this is 100% Bullshit and completely insane. I have no idea where you got absolutely any of this stuff from.

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semirandm

5 years ago

It would be the most ironic Mandela effect if a large portion of people would remember it as Mandolin effect :P

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sac_boy

5 years ago

In the world they are from, beloved South African singer-songwriter Nelson Mandolin died in prison because of his anti-apartheid protest songs

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isbadfoyohealth

5 years ago

I don’t know about stepping on soil thing but it’s interesting you’re taught it was the British trying to take over in 1812. In Canada we’re taught that the U.S was trying to expand their border into Ontario that triggered the war

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irishwolfman

5 years ago

In the US we (or at least my school) are taught it was the British impressment of US sailors that sparked the war, and we attempted to "coax" British Canada into an independence war as well.

Obviously the 2nd part did not go so well, nor the entire war really

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afaber003

5 years ago

I (an American) learned that it was over tariffs and the British capturing of our sailors…

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TheTimDavis

5 years ago

The war was triggered because the British were blocking America from trading with the French to punish Napoleon for some of his policy's. The incursions into Canada were because parts of Canada were British colonies. So America invaded as it was easier to get Canada than England.

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isbadfoyohealth

5 years ago

Technically it was totally British and French colonies, Canada wasn’t established as a nation until 1867

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TheTimDavis

5 years ago

Indeed, and the us was specifically attacking the British side of things. I was just using the name Canada as a catchall for the current area in question.

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GreenPandaPop

5 years ago

Doesn't matter if there is a law because there's no 'English' royal family.

firl21

5 years ago

English = England = Brittan. Brittan royal family = Windsor English = Windsor

doc_daneeka

5 years ago

England != Britain, and if you ever say such a thing in Scotland, you'll get corrected on it very, very quickly.

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firl21

5 years ago

I was very specific in my ordering for a reason. ALL English people are British, not the other way around. But I could have worded it better. Regardless h The guy I was replying to was dead wrong. And in my haste may have presented my argument in a slightly misleading way.

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doc_daneeka

5 years ago

I was very specific in my ordering for a reason.

The order makes no difference when you are using = though. That's the only reason I commented. It is simply false to say England = Britain, because it doesn't.

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firl21

5 years ago

Fair point

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sterlingphoenix

5 years ago

PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE.

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Common sense, OP.

I'm very tempted to think this is a decent-level troll. In fact, you've been warned before about this kind of post. You will not be warned again.

 

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