October 1st, 2021
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/r/MadeMeSmile
Last night some rotten teens (AKA my wife and I) smashed the pumpkin my asshole neighbor's kid carved
October 1st, 2021
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heavenlessly
🙄🙄
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Feeling-Reflection-3
Why not key the cars also
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SwankyDigs
Assuming any of this is actually true, that “asshole” neighbor is probably about to get a whole lot worse and you deserve every bit of it.
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Fun-Credit2287
It isn’t true. Who carved pumpkins on the first of October leaving the fiber and seeds inside?
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[deleted]
Have you considered growing up? I wouldn’t have even done this as a friggin 15 year old man. This is just pathetic.
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[deleted]
Hey, that's my kid’s pumpkin jerk face
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geoth44
Not cool mate
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Chuybits
Carved pumpkins don’t have the filling in it. It’s also too early to carve a pumpkin. It would be rotten by Halloween.
You’re just an asshole smashing pumpkins.
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heavenlessly
oh shit
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Revolutionary_Ad512
Yeah I’m with you. I was kinda surprised nobody else really brought this up, just seems like a stunt to me
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[deleted]
Damn! Someone read a lot of Encyclopedia Brown growing up! Good observation.
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Apostate_Nate
Holy heck, Encyclopedia Brown, that takes me back far too many years all at once.
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[deleted]
Cool. Because being a dick to the kids and smashing their pumpkin will definitely make your adult neighbor less of an asshole. I’m all about getting justice on an asshole neighbor, but based on what little information you provided here, you too are an asshole.
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lethargiclemonade
That’s mean.. it’s not the kids fault his dad is an asshole
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Apostate_Nate
It's not every day someone is so proud to proclaim that they are an asshole. That's you, OP.
Regardless of any other factor, YOU are the asshole here.
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PlatinumHumingbird
Nah that's not cool. They may be an asshole kid but you're an adult and should know better.
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[deleted]
Have my downvote dill!
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Pure-Ad-1922
When there’s no self awareness, stupidity wins. Guess who is also an ass hole? YOU
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redditlike5times
r/AmITheAsshole?... yes, yes you are
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Fair_Bus_7130
Ken, Karen! Welcome to the neighborhood. The neighborhood kids have free rein to do whatever they want to your porch after this.
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jomiborras
Is the kid also an asshole?
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