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December 5th, 2022

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/r/The10thDentist

3 years ago

I like to turn on stove burners for the lighting in my kitchen

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December 5th, 2022

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Comments:

ZiggoCiP

3 years ago

Don't do this. This is dumb. We literally do this for like 1/1000 posts.

Use a candle.

Or, you know, a salt lamp, or something.

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PM_ME_YUR_BUBBLEBUTT

3 years ago

This isn’t an unpopular opinion, this is just unbelievably stupid. Youre going to burn your goddamn house down

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NotAnotherNekopan

3 years ago

No windows too. I'd be a little worried about proper ventilation. How many burners are they turning on at the same time?

So I started leaving all the stove burners on high

Oh no.

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TheComplayner

3 years ago

I like to warm my bathtubs with toasters, for the atmosphere.

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Captain_Saftey

3 years ago

You are quite literally gaslighting yourself into thinking this is a good idea

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gertgertgertgertgert

3 years ago

I don't believe you do this.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Hope you don't die

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RushMurky

3 years ago

Please just try to find some light bulbs with the aesthetic you want. They are out there.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

I'm calling bs, troll post

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PoorCorrelation

3 years ago

This post is sponsored by Gazprom

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[deleted]

3 years ago

You know what's good for you? Inhaling the fumes from burning natural gas.

Just buy some candles and find some white noise on YouTube or get an app. It just buy an old Walkman, a blank tape, and just listen to the tape hiss. Anything other than this

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Critical_Moose

3 years ago

A+ on the creative writing exercise.

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not_your_attorney

3 years ago

Why do people in this thread think using a gas stove as it is intended (even if not for the intended purpose) is somehow unsafe?

[deleted]

3 years ago

I mean... inhaling gas fumes is unsafe?

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not_your_attorney

3 years ago

When the gas is lit, there are no fumes to inhale.

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