Anyone hate the misconception that we all have a hundred wives?
overheard some idiots on the Subway talking about how they wish they could simultaneously be with multiple women “like the Mormons.” I was really close to giving them a piece of my mind, but before I got a chance they left the train in a hurry; one of them must have been quite intoxicated because I saw him stumble and fall off the other end of the platform and onto the tracks. Even though I don’t think the God I pray to would do something so cruel, I can’t help but wonder if there was some divine correlation there. By the way, I have 2 wives, and most of my other friends have 1. Where did this millions of wives thing come from?