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December 22nd, 2022

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/r/The10thDentist

3 years ago

I relish being socially ostracized.

I am quite an oddball, so I often am excluded from social circles. And I know for a fact I’ve been called “too awkward to be in the same room as” and “a literal NPC” among many other names by people I have tried to make friends with. Like most others, this stuff used to really hurt my feelings until 2 years ago. I guess I just got used to it and stopped caring, because I’ve really leaned into my quirks and find it hilarious when people get really unsettled. The other day a cashier at the store asked if I wanted to donate to some charity and I accidentally said “you too.” Instead of getting embarrassed, I decided to make it worse for fun. I took one of those item divider things that you’re supposed to put on the conveyer belt and I “knighted” the cashier with it. No other word was exchanged and I left the store whistling. Typing this out I know it may sound pathetic, but I feel so content with myself right now.

December 22nd, 2022

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Comments:

ayywusgood

3 years ago

You don't fuck around. I expected some sob story where you're just socially awkward but nice and all that. But this is real NPC shit. You're the guy that when he walks out of the store/room, I'd actually take a little moment for myself and question how this person could actually exist.

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RotenTumato

3 years ago

So fake bro, you know your post history is public right?

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[deleted]

3 years ago

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/750/088/ee6.jpg

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3 years ago

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Becs_Food_NBod

3 years ago

Whatever makes you happy. But, most people would not think twice about you saying "you too." That's a pretty baseline level of social awkwardness. I think you may just be stuck in hypervigilance.

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bewildered_forks

3 years ago

OP has been a lawyer, a librarian, a med student, a 21 year old woman, and a married man, all in the last few months. I'm starting to feel a touch skeptical for some reason.

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Becs_Food_NBod

3 years ago

That's impressive.

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HalfCupOfSpiders

3 years ago

Ok so the account does have a note that it's a communal burner with hundreds of users. Still sceptical, but interesting whether true or not. Like it's an interesting concept if true, and an odd choice of cover if not lmao.

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intercommie

3 years ago

I know you dont have the answer to this, but I don’t know where else to ask… how does a communal account even work? Wouldn’t someone go ahead and change the password or do other things to mess with the account? Is the login credential for the account available somewhere? And above all, why? So many questions…

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obrapop

3 years ago

I don’t think it does work. More likely just a troll.

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bewildered_forks

3 years ago

Yeah, seems way more likely to just be a troll.

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matsu727

3 years ago

So you went through all the trouble of reading the bio, and didn’t find anything odd with how a “Pakistani Commune Account” called “LuciusDickusMaximus” is posting a bunch of random shit framed from a super Western perspective?

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HalfCupOfSpiders

3 years ago

If by "all the trouble" you mean "clicked one link" then yeah, I guess you're right.

I honestly didn't give it that much thought, beyond "huh, that's interesting. Think I'll point it out in the comment."

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BurlyJoesBudgetEnema

3 years ago

A “pakistani commune account” that just posted in the latter day saints sub

I find this unlikely

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Savathunh

3 years ago

he's Johnny sins calm yourself

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oldfogey12345

3 years ago

Why skeptical? 21 year olds can branch out!

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bewildered_forks

3 years ago

You're right I should have said "impressed"

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TheChivalrousWalrus

3 years ago

You're either lying or the worst theater kid ever.

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AlastorNEO

3 years ago

At first I said let them live but I can see it now 💀

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crayonsandcoffee

3 years ago

OP is a liar, that post history is a tragedy of Shakespearean proportions

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Venboven

3 years ago

Yeah they're definitely a pathological liar, holy shit.

Definitely an attention seeker too. That is certainly confirmed by their post history...

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NewTigers

3 years ago

“Notice: this is a Pakistani Commune Account (PCA). Hundreds of users use this account as a burner. Therefore, messages to any specific poster will not be received by them.”

What?

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bewildered_forks

3 years ago

Attempt to cover for trolling?

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BurlyJoesBudgetEnema

3 years ago

They just posted in the latter day saints sub. I’m not saying there are no pakistani members of that church, but the odds are pretty astronomical

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Sharp02

3 years ago

and that means we downvote the automod

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ledaxe19

3 years ago

Sounds like you just want attention in random social situations that you wouldn’t otherwise receive. Rather than just being kind to others, you’ve decided to make them feel uncomfortable because that’s how you feel.

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EggYolk2555

3 years ago

I was right there with you until you described what you meant by quirky 💀

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bottomdasher

3 years ago

“too awkward to be in the same room as” and “a literal NPC”

These are quite conflicting. People become NPC's in an attempt to fit in and be LESS awkward.

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johnvonwurst

3 years ago

Attention whore behavior lmfao.

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ninetofivehangover

3 years ago

theater kid for sure

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RushMurky

3 years ago

Ur not a real person wtf

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Tugan13

3 years ago

I think it’s cool to be comfortable with who you are but you shouldn’t ever like making other people feel uncomfortable just for that sake. That is sadistic

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EmanantFlowOfficial

3 years ago

Lol you fucking edge lord ass teenager 😂😂😂 and if you’re a day over 19 and still feel and act like this that’s big sad man

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Antman447

3 years ago

LOL so quirky and funny 🤪🤪😱😁😎😳 I’m so different guys!!

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oldfogey12345

3 years ago

YOU GUYS!!!!!

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LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

Alright, I’ll bite. What the fuck is your problem?

vampireinamirrormaze

3 years ago

Ah, so you're trying to illicit a certain reaction out of people and can't handle being called out.

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DescriptionUsed8157

3 years ago

There is no issue lol quirky Xd omega LUL Fr 😄😌🤣😋🥹😙😂😋. Ik you don’t fuck with them basic hoes 😒😍😔😌😔😚😒

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Skyye_23

3 years ago

If by “leaned into my quirks” you meant “became an asshole”, then yeah!

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spolite

3 years ago

lol yeah, TIL an example of leaning into a minor social blunder would be transporting back to the Middle Ages, pretending to be a lord, and spontaneously knighting someone.. which also means touching a stranger with a dirty object in real time

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juani2929

3 years ago

"touching a stranger withh a dirty object" lmao so delicate

TenDollarSteakAndEgg

3 years ago

Keeping your hands to yourself is pretty basic

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juani2929

3 years ago

yeah not like it would be pleasent but cmon. it's so harmless.

TenDollarSteakAndEgg

3 years ago

Yeah it’s definitely harmless. Nobody’s getting terminal diseases from grocery dividers lmao

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spolite

3 years ago

Heh, my goal with the comment was to illustrate the juxtaposition between how dramatic OP was about how they handled that in their own head vs how it came across to everyone else outside OP’s head..

“touching a stranger with an object” sounds cryptic and awkward (aw, just like OP!). Anyway yeah, this wasn’t a PSA on germs or anything.. I just needed an adjective to finesse my comment a bit.. shrug

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juani2929

3 years ago

Cool then

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redditinmyredditname

3 years ago

Nothing you just lie to people on the internet so people get to fuck with you

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Don't make life harder for cashiers, they put up with enough shit. What a dick move, especially over a tiny verbal flub they hear all the time.

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piratesbananas

3 years ago

I’m sorry your parents didn’t give you enough attention as a child

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FastestCheeseSlinger

3 years ago

Le batshit crazy has arrived

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HelpfulApple22

3 years ago

Dogelore is bleeding into the rest of reddit

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Jesus, you sound insufferable. I'd be pissed if some random guy started touching me with a dirty object while talking about some knight crap

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hdwishbrah

3 years ago

Fuck off Karma farmer Edit: Are there no mods to cut down on the obviously fake bs? Not only that but from accounts that are legit pathological liars?

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ZiggoCiP

3 years ago

This is 17 days late - but yes we have mods.

it's just, very often, do to clutter, we react best through our discord, not reports or mm.

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MrEmptySet

3 years ago

Anti-bullying campaigns were a mistake

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AlastorNEO

3 years ago

No we just need pro calling weird assholes out campaigns.

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CompliantRapeVictim

3 years ago

Quirk/10

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[deleted]

3 years ago

This post reminds me of the mylifeisaverage website when everyone just started posting random bs

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MayaTamika

3 years ago

Ah, MLIA. How little I miss that time in my life...

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Jefffdude

3 years ago

Saw some1 on tumblr sum it up as "I love that my personality makes you mad"

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_____---_-_-_-

3 years ago

Military grade autism

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alrighteyaphrodite

3 years ago

Hey don't group us autists with this terminal theater kid

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TenDollarSteakAndEgg

3 years ago

True at least y’all are trying. Plus only assholes get irritated and an autistic person is doing something weird

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alrighteyaphrodite

3 years ago

Facts 💯 Most high functioning autistics are well aware of our tendency to come off rude & we adjust. I am just not sure what op thinks they're doing here with this take. Dude needs to take a clue from us & everyone else in this thread and chill the fuck out

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livingonfear

3 years ago

No you don't

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UncertaintyLich

3 years ago

Yo, don’t swing sticks at people. That’s vaguely threatening

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BuffBuffyBuffalo

3 years ago

r/notliketheothergirls

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[deleted]

3 years ago

you.. 'knighted' a cashier with an item divider. that's your quirk?

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TenDollarSteakAndEgg

3 years ago

Sounds like learned helplessness

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AlastorNEO

3 years ago

Reading that title I REALLY wanted to take your side op but YOUR JUST A THEATRE KIIIIID WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME???? I FEEL BETRAYED. LIKE YOUR JUST A STEREOTYPICAL REDDITOR THEATRE KID.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

Fucking with workers ain’t cool.

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[deleted]

3 years ago

good for you man

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EPIKGUTS24

3 years ago

based

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ketchupaintreal

3 years ago

Huh. I’m not seeing why this is getting so much hate. Sounds like a reasonable reaction to things, to me. No harm is being done by OP. They’re just indulging a bit in lifting the veil on the arbitrariness & banality of 99% of social interactions… Live and let live, people.

AlastorNEO

3 years ago

OP is being an annoying theatre kid doing "quirky" things for no good reason. It's very irritating irl.

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juani2929

3 years ago

right, and two guys are saying being "touched with a dirty object" like he's spitting them in the face, lol.

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BurlyJoesBudgetEnema

3 years ago

Look at their post history

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H0RSEPUNCHER

3 years ago

Lol I actually like customers who sre off their rocker, you have the same interaction everyday for years when someone shakes it up it's good. Even if it is lame it's memorable

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3 years ago

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TheTactlessFool

3 years ago

Troll account/karma farmer. Post history shows wild and outlandish claims and conflicting information.

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AlastorNEO

3 years ago

Fake/impossible? Tf??

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chris_small1234

3 years ago

That's the best way to handle that situation

Azodiack

3 years ago

Honestly, whatever makes you feel good.

[deleted]

3 years ago

sigma

mariii95

3 years ago

Congratulations! I'm trying to own my weirdness but I haven't come to this point yet.

Alimonino

3 years ago

Become ungovernable, never let them know your next move. Be unapologetic in your antics, and never allow the NPCs who live by the boring standards of this world prevent you from silly-maxxing.

NewTigers

3 years ago

Ladies and gentlemen we found another

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juani2929

3 years ago

you must get a lot of WTTF? faces, lol.

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Miora

3 years ago

Your entire account is fucking wild

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