LuciusDickusMaximus Archive

December 25th, 2022

/r/mildlyinfuriating

3 years ago

This is why I don’t do one night stands before sentimental holidays

December 25th, 2022

Comments:

Some0neAwesome

3 years ago

Either you did exactly that and your title is a fib or someone else did exactly that and you're mildly infuriated about it for some reason.

[deleted]

3 years ago

Damn bro, you’re a hand model?

[deleted]

3 years ago

A hand supermodel!

der_beleidiger

3 years ago

🧢

Folden_Toast

3 years ago

When was last time fake posting?

XTH3W1Z4RDX

3 years ago

Fakest shit I've ever seen

Kykisarcha

3 years ago

Is this supermodel with us right now?

Feb2020Acc

3 years ago

Pff, I have hundreds of supermodels harassing me during the holidays. You wouldn’t know them, they go to another school.

Crazyonyx

3 years ago

I would have expected a better post from someone called dickusmaximus!

Livid-Advantage-8268

3 years ago

Carla (supermodel) is code for Carl @ super 8 motel

[deleted]

3 years ago

My ass a “supermodel” out here with an android

PresentRiver3304

3 years ago

Op texted himself from his moms phone and changed her name. This shit is sad.

woahmissmurder

3 years ago

r/ihavesex

[deleted]

3 years ago

Reddit, look, a supermodel is begging me to talk to her. I am soooo hot.

Unfair_Driver884

3 years ago

“(Supermodel)” subtle brag there

LuciusDickusMaximus

3 years ago

Oh no, I just do that with all my contacts to remember who they are. And she was by far the least appealing supermodel I’ve been with, definitely not worth bragging about.

Ashamed_Ladder6161

3 years ago

‘Least appealing supermodel I’ve been with’ LOL, not so subtle brag. I’m certain you’re in no way lying. 100% certain…

Hot-Order-5567

3 years ago

Unless you are Henry Cavill you stand no chance to a supermodel

NedManual

3 years ago

Ok Dickus Maximus

Comfortable-Heat6128

3 years ago

Cringe post

whosjoe-

3 years ago

we got a major sex-haver over here

MattJuice3

3 years ago

🤡🤡

Ashamed_Ladder6161

3 years ago

Cough, bullshit, cough.

Substantial_Town_783

3 years ago

imnvrgonna

3 years ago

Yeah cuz a supermodel is gonna be begging you 🤣🤣

gildedhearts

3 years ago

Guys, stop picking on him! Hands down I know he's telling the truth, I am Supermodel, and babe when can I see you again? Please? We had such great sex, I was full of the sexy feelings for seconds. Please babe you're the best I ever had the sex with.

Did I mention we had sex? I, Supermodel Carla, had the sex with what's his name up there.

Active-Subject267

3 years ago

Sure dude