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/r/Teachers

Every year these kids come back with a new annoying quirk… “coin boys” are apparently the new thing

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/r/tifu

TIFU by maybe accidentally inviting my plumber over for Thanksgiving

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/r/tifu

TIFU by thinking the phrase was “Lame Ann’s Terms”

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/r/tifu

TIFU by telling a Slavic tourist “we don’t allow your kind in here”

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/r/casualiama

I am Jerrick Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadams, the man who legally added a lot of A's to my name at age 18 so I would appear first on any alphabetized list. Ask me anything!

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/r/Spanish

Did I correctly tell my building’s super to turn the bidet water heat up to 95?

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/r/MobileAL

Does anyone have diving equipment to borrow or any information about the June 9th I-10 bridge crash?

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

I got so hungry at work I ate every single person’s lunch, and everyone blamed the janitor

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/r/TrueOffMyChest

My uncle offered me a bet. If I win he will pay off my student loans. Should I take it?

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/r/AITAH

Wife threatened to leave five star reviews saying our waitress allowed underage drinkers. AITA for pledging to never take her out again?

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DIVI

LUCIO

DICKO

MAXIMO

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r/literature

r/explainlikeimfive

r/askreddit

r/todayilearned

r/relationshipadvice

r/AmITheAsshole

r/UpliftingNews

r/Politics

r/Science

r/LegalAdvice

r/TrueChristian

r/Cringe

r/atheism

r/DebateAnAtheist

r/AskAnAmerican

r/HomeImprovement

r/IAmA

r/Malefashionadvice

r/inerestingasfuck

r/offmychest

r/books

r/casualconversation

r/ActualLesbiansOver25

r/college

r/Screenwriting

r/antiwork

r/traderjoes

r/LandLord

r/ask

r/wellthatsucks

r/AirBnB

RES

GESTAE

DIVI

LUCIO

DICKO

MAXIMO

Know Your Meme's Hit Piece

Banned from: 

r/literature

r/explainlikeimfive

r/askreddit

r/todayilearned

r/relationshipadvice

r/AmITheAsshole

r/UpliftingNews

r/Politics

r/Science

r/LegalAdvice

r/TrueChristian

r/Cringe

r/atheism

r/DebateAnAtheist

r/AskAnAmerican

r/HomeImprovement

r/IAmA

r/Malefashionadvice

r/inerestingasfuck

r/offmychest

r/books

r/casualconversation

r/ActualLesbiansOver25

r/college

r/Screenwriting

r/antiwork

r/traderjoes

r/LandLord

r/ask

r/wellthatsucks

r/AirBnB